Why did the Secret Service detain Johnny Depp at the White House?
Because he was about to kick the cabinet.
Why did the Secret Service detain Johnny Depp at the White House?
Because he was about to kick the cabinet.
"Water exists."
Airport security: "What the fuck did you just say?"
I saw an ad that said, "By the time this ad is over, two identities would have been stolen." So, I did what I had to do and skipped the ad! You're welcome to the two people's identities I saved!
I found a key that works for every door at my school.
I was on the Official Cristiano Ronaldo website when suddenly my Anti-Virus software showed an alert on my screen! The notification read "WARNING: FRAUD DETECTED!" I was shocked but not surprised.
Penaldo has been finished for years after all, and he often ghosts in big games.
I hope you forget your password to something, only to send something to an email that you also forgot the password to.
Five Nights at Freddy's: Security Breach
What do I think about the Kennedy assassination?
First of all, he should have had a roof on that car.
Well, if Stephen Hawking likes black holes so much, why did he call security when I put my hole on his face?
How do you enter your house?
Through Bill Gates!
Someone threatened to break into my house, but I am in a wheelchair. I said sure, and I moved everything upstairs and sat on the stairs so he couldn’t steal anything.
Q. Why did the orphan rob a bank?
A. To feel wanted for the first fucking time.