Season jokes
Spring is here, I got so excited, I wet my plants!
Do you know what Fortnite was like before season 2 chapter 3? They put the Foundation / The Rock in the water where aliens were that season.
What fell first, the emo kid or the leaf? The leaf, 'cause the emo kid just hung.
Why don't Mexicans like winter? They're afraid of ice.
What happens if you play with Santa’s ball? You get a white Christmas.
What do you call a winter time contact?
A Santa Claus.
How do you know if a snowman is a girl or a boy?
A: Snowballs.
Why is Santa so happy? He knows where all the naughty girls and ho ho hos live.
What do you call a snowman that lives in Halloween? Snoween!
Tis the season to be spooky.
On the 12th day of Christmas Peo Pessi gave to me:
12 tap ins
11 pointless dribbles
10 fixed league titles
9 missed penalties
8-2
6 dives
500 million robbed from Barca
4 UCL semi losses
3 times he blamed Higuain
2 retirements
And a transfer to a farmers league.
This name makes me want to close season instead of open it.
Are you winter? Because you will be coming soon.
Why do orphans miss half their basketball season? Cause they don't have home games.
What do you mean cook? We wait till summer.
Someone said to me when it was winter it[’]s time for you to “chill out.” I was like 👁👄👁
Yo mama so fat, when she walked in the room, we missed three seasons of our show!
What does Santa say for the toys to go to bed?
"Time to hit the sack!"
My grandfather has been through a lot in his time. When he was in the war, he survived a mustard gas attack. And later down the line, he survived being pepper sprayed by the police. He was certainly a real seasoned veteran.
How do you fix a cracked pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch!