Season jokes
To start off this Christmas season, I'ma make a list of what I want, then I'ma make plans with my family, then to start off my decorations, I'ma start with the first ornament and hang myself.
It's the season of giving, so I'll be giving up!
You keep your quality beans for the right season till you realize that you planted them on the infertile land.
Quote of the day:
Just one small positive thought in the morning can change your whole day.
[Comment your favorite fall beverage!]
"Hey, I heard you were a bit down—where's John?"
"He died."
"Oh, I'm so sorry, but I got you food."
(After they eat) "Hey, how did John taste seasoned and cooked?"
"I wish I was either Christmas lights or a mistletoe."
"Why?"
"Because I want to hang!"
Why do emos love the winter? Because of the long sleeves.
Fall
What did the north tower say to the south tower during the summer? Get ready for fall!
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower in summer?
"Are you ready for fall?"
Are you winter? Because you will be coming soon.
What falls first, the emo or the leaf? The leaf. The emo was hanging.
Fall coming 🍁 grab you a hoodie & sum1's thick thigh baby mama to keep you warm 😌🍂
You know why Santa's saying is "Ho Ho Ho?"
How else is he supposed to give boys and girls a baby brother or sister for Christmas?
It’s almost take her to Spirit Halloween, and then rail her in a spooky mask season.
What do snowmen call snowballs?
Children!
On a winter day many play.
Some with snow, and I with ice Used as a device to slice Somehow I'm colder now.
Ahhhhh shit! IT’S HUNTING SEASON y’all!
Spring is here, I got so excited, I wet my plants!
Do you know what Fortnite was like before season 2 chapter 3? They put the Foundation / The Rock in the water where aliens were that season.