Season jokes
Why did the snowman say, "Good day," to the sun?
Because it was afraid to melt away by the sun.
Why did the snowman melt?? It had a melt down! 馃槶馃槶
To start off this Christmas season, I'ma make a list of what I want, then I'ma make plans with my family, then to start off my decorations, I'ma start with the first ornament and hang myself.
It's the season of giving, so I'll be giving up!
You keep your quality beans for the right season till you realize that you planted them on the infertile land.
Quote of the day:
Just one small positive thought in the morning can change your whole day.
[Comment your favorite fall beverage!]
"Hey, I heard you were a bit down鈥攚here's John?"
"He died."
"Oh, I'm so sorry, but I got you food."
(After they eat) "Hey, how did John taste seasoned and cooked?"
"I wish I was either Christmas lights or a mistletoe."
"Why?"
"Because I want to hang!"
Why do emos love the winter? Because of the long sleeves.
Fall
What did the north tower say to the south tower during the summer? Get ready for fall!
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower in summer?
"Are you ready for fall?"
Are you winter? Because you will be coming soon.
What falls first, the emo or the leaf? The leaf. The emo was hanging.
Fall coming 馃崄 grab you a hoodie & sum1's thick thigh baby mama to keep you warm 馃槍馃崅
You know why Santa's saying is "Ho Ho Ho?"
How else is he supposed to give boys and girls a baby brother or sister for Christmas?
It鈥檚 almost take her to Spirit Halloween, and then rail her in a spooky mask season.
What do snowmen call snowballs?
Children!
On a winter day many play.
Some with snow, and I with ice Used as a device to slice Somehow I'm colder now.
Ahhhhh shit! IT鈥橲 HUNTING SEASON y鈥檃ll!