You keep your quality beans for the right season till you realize that you planted them on the infertile land.
Quote of the day:
Just one small positive thought in the morning can change your whole day.
[Comment your favorite fall beverage!]
"Hey, I heard you were a bit down—where's John?"
"He died."
"Oh, I'm so sorry, but I got you food."
(After they eat) "Hey, how did John taste seasoned and cooked?"
"I wish I was either Christmas lights or a mistletoe."
"Why?"
"Because I want to hang!"
Why do emos love the winter? Because of the long sleeves.
Fall
What did the north tower say to the south tower during the summer? Get ready for fall!
Are you winter? Because you will be coming soon.
Fall coming 🍁 grab you a hoodie & sum1's thick thigh baby mama to keep you warm 😌🍂
You know why Santa's saying is "Ho Ho Ho?"
How else is he supposed to give boys and girls a baby brother or sister for Christmas?
It’s almost take her to Spirit Halloween, and then rail her in a spooky mask season.
What do snowmen call snowballs?
Children!
On a winter day many play.
Some with snow, and I with ice Used as a device to slice Somehow I'm colder now.
Ahhhhh shit! IT’S HUNTING SEASON y’all!
Spring is here, I got so excited, I wet my plants!
Do you know what Fortnite was like before season 2 chapter 3? They put the Foundation / The Rock in the water where aliens were that season.
What fell first, the emo kid or the leaf? The leaf, 'cause the emo kid just hung.
Why don't Mexicans like winter? They're afraid of ice.
What happens if you play with Santa’s ball? You get a white Christmas.
What do you call a winter time contact?
A Santa Claus.
