What is fall?
Why did the boy not cross the road?
Because he was on thin ice.
What do tigers wear in the winter?
A striped sweater.
What is your summer name? Hot.
Which month is the bus? December.
Itβs Christmas. Merry Christmin. Merry Chrirismas. Merry Chrisis. Merry Chrsyler.
What time is it when you eat a Christmas tree?
Time to get a new Christmas tree! π
How come Christmas is one time? Because it is so nice!
What did Santa say to the rain? Go away!
When it's been Halloween for a few months, but there's still a body hanging from your neighbor's tree.
Watch BNHA season 4 today!
Anyone wanna buy me Season X on Fortnite?
Game of Thrones season 8.
My brother can't wait for spring... he wet his plants!
I left a chunk of ice outside during summer. That was the first time I heard icescream.
Why did Santa go to work? Because he was just trying out the work! ππ
Why do bees stay in the hive during winter?
... S'warm!
When it's cold outside, men can cut ice in three places.
My brother couldnβt wait for fall, so I tripped him.
What do you call a person who's afraid of Santa?
Klaustrophobic.