We were at a restaurant today, and my dad was talking about a place called Sea Ranch.
I asked, "What do they raise there? Sea horses?"
Q: Why do Norwegian ships have bar codes on them?
A: So when they come into port they can Scan-Da-Navy-In!
How can you light up a candle in a ship which does not contain any instrument and you are alone with just a packet of candles?
Answer: Just throw one candle in the sea; the boat will become lighter.
What does a pirate say to his girlfriend?
I want your booty!
What do you call 8 x 3.14?
Octopi.
All these sea monster jokes are just kraken me up.
Last night, I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!
Why was the sea so friendly? Because it gave a little wave.
Why was the ocean so blue? Because the island never waved back.
How do you cut the sea in half?
With a sea-saw.
If you humped a whale, it would humpback.
What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, he just WAVED.
Did you SEA what I did there?
GUY: Yes
Are you SHORE?
A pirate walked into a pub with a ship wheel attached to his balls. The bartender says, "What the hell is that?"
The pirate said, "I don't know but it's driving me nuts!"
The Titanic was going through the ocean. Chuck Norris was on the ship, and they never crashed into an iceberg. He just shat off the front of the ship!
Why can't pirates play cards? Because they're standing on the deck.
What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just WAVED. Can you SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? Don't be a BEACH.
I had a dream about the whole ocean being filled with orange soda.
Turns out it was a Fanta sea.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay, they would be called bagels.
Where do boats go when they get sick? The dock.
Why are pirates called pirates? Because they arrrrrrrr!
