Why do mermaids wear seashells?
They are too big for “B” shells, and too small for “D” shells.
you.
What do you call the place where an octopus is sitting?
Octopied.
Why do sharks swim in salt water?
Because pepper water makes them sneeze.
Why can't blind people eat fish?
Because it's sea food.
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
What do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same? -- Identical.
Did you know that Iceland is only one sea away from Ireland?
3.14% of sailors are...
π-rates.
Why did the octopus blush?
He saw the bottom of the ocean.
What do you call an octopus that fights sharks?
An octobrave.
What did the mermaid wear for math class?
Algaebra.
How do you make an octopus laugh?
You give it ten tickles.
What is a pirate's favorite letter?
You'd think it'd be R, but really his heart will always belong to the C.
What did the beach say as the tide came in?
Long time, no sea.
