What is the strongest creature in the sea?
A mussel!
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Because they're shellfish!
How do oysters call their friends?
On shell phones!
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Fsh!
Why did the shark spit out the clown?
Because he tasted funny!
Which fish is the most famous?
The star fish!
What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman?
Frostbite!
What's the difference between a piano and a fish?
You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish!
What would you find on a haunted beach?
A sand-witch!
"Hey guys, I'm a new jokester, remember my name as I'll be making a lot more!!! P.S. They will be much better than this one!"
Two whales went to a bar.
The first whale said, "oooooooohhhhhh." The second whale said, "Greg, I think you're drunk, let's go home."
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet.
Why does this stingray's wife can't stop babbling?
'Cause she can't watch her mouth.
What fish sings?
A tuna.
You thought his puns were bad, wait till you sea mine!
What did the sea say to the sea?
Nothing, it just waved.
Why are we here?
I've always wanted to WAVE to a dolphin, but it could never SEA me.
That dolphin is so WASHED up. WATER you say we get revenge?
There was an oil spill in the ocean. Now the ocean can't see!
What did the whale say?
Nothing!
It just wailed.
Why did the octopus cross the road?
To get to the other TIDE!!! 🤣🐙🐙
