why was the sea so friendly because it gave a little wave
Why was the ocean so blue? Because the island never waved back.
How do you cut the sea in half?
With a sea-saw.
what did the ocean say to the other ocean. nothing he just WAVED. did you SEA what I did there. GUY: yes are you SHORE
The titanic was going through the ocean. Chuck Norris was on the ship and they never crashed into an iceberg, he just shat off the front of the ship
Why can't pirates play cards? Because they're standing on the deck.
What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just WAVED. Can you SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? Don't be a BEACH.
i had a dream about the whole ocean was filled with orange soda
turns out it was a fanta sea
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they would be called bagels.
Why are pirates called pirates? Because they arrrrrrrr!
Why do mermaids wear seashells?
They are too big for “B” shells, and too small for “D” shells.
you.
What do you call the place where an octopus is sitting?
Octopied.
Why do sharks swim in salt water?
Because pepper water makes them sneeze.
Why can't blind people eat fish?
Because it's sea food.
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? -- A nervous wreck.
What do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same? -- Identical.
Did you know that Iceland is only one sea away from Ireland?
3.14% of sailors are...
π-rates.
Why did the octopus blush?
He saw the bottom of the ocean.
