You thought his puns were bad, wait till you sea mine!
What did the sea say to the sea?
Nothing, it just waved.
Why are we here?
I've always wanted to WAVE to a dolphin, but it could never SEA me.
That dolphin is so WASHED up. WATER you say we get revenge?
There was an oil spill in the ocean. Now the ocean can't see!
What did the whale say?
Nothing!
It just wailed.
Why did the octopus cross the road?
To get to the other TIDE!!! đ¤Łđđ
What happens when water loses its bottom jaw?
It had a hurt o-chin (ocean)!
[God creating a jellyfish]
God: How about an evil bag?
I tried a pun about water, but people "sea" right through it, and when people complain, they are usually just being a beach.
Why is the sea salty?
Because the land never waves back.
How much does a pirate pay for corn?
A buccaneer!
Why did the sea cry?
Because it felt salty and blue.
Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump, and Angela Merkel are standing at the shore and are trying to impress each other with the accomplishments of their countries. Putin brags, "We have nuclear submarines which can stay underwater for six weeks without having to resurface!". Trump goes on, "Six weeks? That's nothing. I have the best submarines, they're underwater fĂźr at least three months!". Merkel is about to respond, when a giant steel colossus emerges from the sea. A hatch opens, a black uniform appears - "Heil Hitler! We need Diesel."
Don't tell a Titanic joke, or you'll sink to a whole new low.
Why did the mermaid want to go to the evil monster so it could get a real joke? Ha, ah, ah, ha!
Only Fortnite players will get it.
Where do you get salt water? Salty Springs.
I was going to tell a joke about emos in the sea, but itâs dead in the water.
What do you call the midget sea?
A pond.
I was cooking eggs the other day. It was very egg-citing, although, I was exaggerating, but, if you think that wasnât funny to you, then youâre hard-boiled. Thatâs all for today, yolks! So I said before several cats starting fighting, that sh*t was a catastrophe. These kittens were all like âYouâve gotta be kitten me.â Meanwhile, in the ocean, they just waved, see what I did there? You shore you didnât? Oh, alright, thatâs okay bud- I guess these ocean puns are too deep for you. No? Okay- but, you know why the skeleton was lonely, eh? Oh, cause he had no body. Why didnât the skeleton ask the girl out? He didnât have the guts. What did the skeleton do to his gf? He boned her. No? Alright. Those didnât make you laugh? Maybe I should hit your funny bone.
