Fanta sea jokes

Ocean

  • I had a dream about the whole ocean being filled with orange soda.

    Turns out it was a Fanta sea.

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  • Soda

  • Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. But it was just a Fanta sea. (Fantasy)

    Soda

  • I dreamed about drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night.

    It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea.

    Iceberg

  • Imagine if hitting the iceberg wasn't an accident and it was all just the sailors' fault like this:

    Sailor 1: Hey Ron. Sailor 2: Yeah? Sailor 1: You see that iceberg over there? Sailor 2: Yeah. Sailor 1: You know what would be pretty funny?

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  • Fish

  • I have a fish that can breakdance only for 20 seconds, and he can only do it once.

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