Fanta sea jokes

Night

Last night, I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!

Ocean

I had a dream about the whole ocean being filled with orange soda.

Turns out it was a Fanta sea.

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  • Soda

    Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. But it was just a Fanta sea. (Fantasy)

    Soda

    I dreamed about drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night.

    It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea.

    Alcohol

    If drinking alcohol makes you an alcoholic, does drinking Fanta make you fantastic?

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  • Iceberg

    Imagine if hitting the iceberg wasn't an accident and it was all just the sailors' fault like this:

    Sailor 1: Hey Ron. Sailor 2: Yeah? Sailor 1: You see that iceberg over there? Sailor 2: Yeah. Sailor 1: You know what would be pretty funny?

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  • Fish

    I have a fish that can breakdance only for 20 seconds, and he can only do it once.

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  • Ocean

    What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just WAVED. Can you SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? Don't be a BEACH.