Sea jokes
What fish sings?
A tuna.
You thought his puns were bad, wait till you sea mine!
What did the sea say to the sea?
Nothing, it just waved.
Why are we here?
I've always wanted to WAVE to a dolphin, but it could never SEA me.
That dolphin is so WASHED up. WATER you say we get revenge?
There was an oil spill in the ocean. Now the ocean can't see!
What did the whale say?
Nothing!
It just wailed.
Why did the octopus cross the road?
To get to the other TIDE!!! 🤣🐙🐙
What happens when water loses its bottom jaw?
It had a hurt o-chin (ocean)!
[God creating a jellyfish]
God: How about an evil bag?
I tried a pun about water, but people "sea" right through it, and when people complain, they are usually just being a beach.
Why is the sea salty?
Because the land never waves back.
How much does a pirate pay for corn?
A buccaneer!
Why did the sea cry?
Because it felt salty and blue.
Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump, and Angela Merkel are standing at the shore and are trying to impress each other with the accomplishments of their countries. Putin brags, "We have nuclear submarines which can stay underwater for six weeks without having to resurface!". Trump goes on, "Six weeks? That's nothing. I have the best submarines, they're underwater für at least three months!". Merkel is about to respond, when a giant steel colossus emerges from the sea. A hatch opens, a black uniform appears - "Heil Hitler! We need Diesel."
Don't tell a Titanic joke, or you'll sink to a whole new low.
Why did the mermaid want to go to the evil monster so it could get a real joke? Ha, ah, ah, ha!
Only Fortnite players will get it.
Where do you get salt water? Salty Springs.
I was going to tell a joke about emos in the sea, but it’s dead in the water.
What do you call the midget sea?
A pond.