Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord?
A: It is cheap fast, and if the rubber breaks, your pretty much screwed.
How many skinheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 10; 1 to do it and 9 to back him up.
How many CIA agents does it take to screw in a lightbulb? They don't need lightbulbs -- they glow in the dark.
It's amazing how many things ryme with blue.
Blue, sue, stew, poo, screw, new, boo, do, rue, glue, you, to, too, flew, you, goo, zoo, two, moo, woo, ooh, blew...
What does a robot do after a one night stand? He nuts n bolts
Screw anima!
oh wait, that called hentai.
How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but how they got in there's the real mystery!!!
How many rapists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Punchline: One, but they prefer soda bottles instead.
How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Just Juan.
“Ouch!” “What’s wrong?” “I stepped on a screw.” “Are you ok?” “I’m in ex-screw-xiating (excruciating) pain!”
Why does it take three women with PMS to screw in a lightbulb?
IT JUST DOES!!!!
How do you get Wacko Jacko to screw a lightbulb?
Tell Jacko that the bulb is a 6-year-old boy.
What is Stephen Hawking' favourite song
Head shoulders screws and bolts
What's the difference between Kelly Clarkson and a Florida real estate agent?
A Florida real estate agent screws over seniors, Kelly Clarkson screws little children.
A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street and they come to a kid playing in a sandbox. The priest says, "Hey, you wanna go screw that kid?"
To which the rabbi replies, "Out of what?
Friend: I broke up with Sara.
Me: I know, she came over and I screwed her hard.
Friend: How did her p*ssy feel?
Me: After about 2 inches, it felt brand new.
Friend: What do you— HOLD UP. WHAT TF IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!?!
How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They just hold it in the socket and expect the world to revolve around them.
How many Michael Jacksons does it take to screw a light bulb?
Oh wait, Michael Jackson only screws little boys, my bad.
How many orphans does it take to screw in a light bulb? None they don't even got a home
Obama, Trump and Clinton are on the Titanic. The ship hits the iceberg and is going down.
Obama: This is terrible! We've got to do something -- save the women and children! Trump Screw the women and children! Clinton: Do you think we have time...?
