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Obama, Trump and Clinton are on the Titanic. The ship hits the iceberg and is going down.
Obama: This is terrible! We've got to do something -- save the women and children! Trump Screw the women and children! Clinton: Do you think we have time...?
How many hookers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, cause they'll screw anything
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? You can unscrew a light bulb.
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How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb it takes two but don't ask me how they get inside
Q: How many ADHD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Wanna go ride a bike?
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You've probably heard this one before but screw it
What's the difference between jesus christ and the kid I just killed Jesus christ probably died a virign
Know what a 6.9 is? Another good thing screwed up by a period.
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How many line cooks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three. One to do it, and two to say that they did it better at the previous restaurant they were at.
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How many dead prostitutes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
More than three because the basement is still dark!
What does a construction worker say to another construction worker?, screw you
