Science jokes

I tried to think of how lighting works.

Then it struck me!

The reason Stephen Hawking died is because he drove too far from the wall. The cord unplugged.

What did the sun say to the Earth?

"Am I hot?"

Did you ever walk into Steve Hawking's house?

"No."

He hasn't too.

"Wheel" all miss him, right?

Uranus is a gas giant.

Want to know why some astronomers are gay?

It’s because they want to be in Uranus.

I was boiling some water and said, "Water, you will be mist!"

I’m reading a book about Anti-Gravity. It’s impossible to put down!

What's the definition of total chaos?

A bus load of retards passing a magnet factory.

You have two parts of [your] brain, "left" and "right". In the left side, there's nothing right. In the right side, there's nothing left.

1 "Knock knock."

2 "Who's there?"

1 "Interrupting physicist."

2 "Interrupting who?"

1 "Muon!!!"

NASA stands for "Nobody Already Seen Astronauts."

Stephen Hawking: one hp (Fortnite)

I hope Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, 'cause I need some parts for my go-cart.

How do planets have a baby?

They have spasex.

What’s the difference between Isaac Newton and the kid I kidnapped?

Isaac Newton died a virgin.

If Finding Nemo was scientifically correct, Marlin would have changed into a female and mated with Nemo.

Me testing if there is fall damage in real life (falls off of a cliff, uses water bucket trick) dies.

The double slit experiment shows light particles are a wave that assemble in your presence. And you didn't even have to say a word!