Science jokes
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He ran out of WiFi.
Most controversial types of matter:
1. Dark matter 2. Anti-matter 3. Black Lives Matter.
Timmy has 5 apples.
His train is 7 minutes early.
Calculate the mass of the sun.
Stephen Hawking would be a bad Pokemon.
He'd always be paralyzed, and his only move would be tackle!
I once asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite... He said, "NaBrO."
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Meals on wheels.
Mom, how were hoomans made? Son, it’s because Adam and Eve were brought down by God and made babies!
Dad, how were hoomans made? Son, us humans evolved from monkeys!
Mom, Dad said hoomans were evolved from monkeys, is that true? Oh son, (ruffles smol man’s hair) your dad was telling you his side of the family, and I was telling my side :)
Why did the sun go to school? To get brighter!
That chromosome gon' leave just like your hairline. 😗😮😮
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He ran out of data.
Why don’t they let Stephen Hawking have other electronics around him? Because he will sound staticky.
Stephen Hawking is the fastest footballer ever--he could just charge up the Left Wing!
My son, who is into astronomy, asked me how stars die. I said, "Usually from an overdose."
Don't trust atoms, people, they make up everything!
Q: Why are medication pills white?
A: Because they work.
Why does Stephen Hawking need some screens?
He needs to win those Fortnite tournaments and get to Champions League.
Why do science jokes usually get no reaction?
Because they're so boron!
People might not laugh at my jokes, or have a reaction at all, but I'd explode with euphoria.
Periodically, people might laugh every now and then.
Why couldn't the NASA astronaut enter his rocket to leave Earth?
There wasn't enough space to fly it.
Why did the doctor check out Earth?
He had a tummy quake.