If Finding Nemo was scientifically correct, Marlin would have changed into a female and mated with Nemo.
Yo, hairline goes farther back than the Big Bang theory!
The double slit experiment shows light particles are a wave that assemble in your presence. And you didn't even have to say a word!
Me testing if there is fall damage in real life (falls off of a cliff, uses water bucket trick) dies.
What’s the opposite of Stephen Hawking? Stephen walking.
I have a joke about chemistry, but I don't think it will get a reaction.
What do you call dogs dressed as dinosaurs?
Jurassic Bark!
How many people does it take to change a lightbulb underwater? The results are shocking!
The one thing I love about Steven is he stood up for all of his haters. Just kidding!
Stephen Hawking's not dead, he is just in airplane mode.
Why do basketball players hate gravity?
Because it's always bringing them down.
Why don't ants get sick?
Because they have anty-bodies.
Why couldn't Stephen Hawking pass? Because he couldn't pass "I'm not a robot" test.
I'm reading a book on anti-gravity, it's impossible to PUT DOWN!
Many were curious about how methane ended up on Mars.
I'm pretty sure it was because of Uranus.
Which is faster, hot or cold?
Hot, because you can catch cold.
Why does Wet have a big head? Because he got hit by a wetaroid!
I know why Stephen Hawking loves Transformers so much now.
Autobots, "Roll Out!"
What did Schrödinger say to Shakespeare?
"To be and not to be."
What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well, tech-ically we can’t talk.”
