Science jokes
What is an astronaut's favorite letter on a keyboard?
SPACE.
The real reason Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheelchair.
Why did Steven Hawkins die?
Because he got a virus.
What is the difference between Sir Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed?
Sir Isaac Newton died a virgin.
What planet has a butt? Uranus!
experiment
Why is 3 such a helpful number? Because 3 helped out on a science project 4 5!
I tried to think of how lighting works.
Then it struck me!
What did the ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, it just waved.
The reason Stephen Hawking died is because he drove too far from the wall. The cord unplugged.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking heard the song "Gangster's Paradise." Oh, shit, he can't!
What did the sun say to the Earth?
"Am I hot?"
Did you ever walk into Steve Hawking's house?
"No."
He hasn't too.
"Wheel" all miss him, right?
I was boiling some water and said, "Water, you will be mist!"
I’m reading a book about Anti-Gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
Want to know why some astronomers are gay?
It’s because they want to be in Uranus.
Uranus is a gas giant.
1 "Knock knock."
2 "Who's there?"
1 "Interrupting physicist."
2 "Interrupting who?"
1 "Muon!!!"
What comes up on small oceans? Microwaves.
NASA stands for "Nobody Already Seen Astronauts."