Science jokes

Why did Steven Hawkins die?

Because he got a virus.

The real reason Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheelchair.

I got a call from NASA. They’ve reached your hairline.

What is an astronaut's favorite letter on a keyboard?

SPACE.

What is the difference between Sir Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed?

Sir Isaac Newton died a virgin.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing, it just waved.

I tried to think of how lighting works.

Then it struck me!

The reason Stephen Hawking died is because he drove too far from the wall. The cord unplugged.

I wonder if Stephen Hawking heard the song "Gangster's Paradise." Oh, shit, he can't!

Why is 3 such a helpful number? Because 3 helped out on a science project 4 5!

What did the sun say to the Earth?

"Am I hot?"

What planet has a butt? Uranus!

Did you ever walk into Steve Hawking's house?

"No."

He hasn't too.

"Wheel" all miss him, right?

I’m reading a book about Anti-Gravity. It’s impossible to put down!

I was boiling some water and said, "Water, you will be mist!"

Uranus is a gas giant.

Uranus floats around in space.

I'm reading a book on anti-gravity, it's impossible to PUT DOWN!

I have a joke about chemistry, but I don't think it will get a reaction.