What did the sun say to the Earth?
"Am I hot?"
Science Jokes
Did you ever walk into Steve Hawking's house?
"No."
He hasn't too.
"Wheel" all miss him, right?
Uranus is a gas giant.
Want to know why some astronomers are gay?
It’s because they want to be in Uranus.
I was boiling some water and said, "Water, you will be mist!"
I’m reading a book about Anti-Gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
What's the definition of total chaos?
A bus load of retards passing a magnet factory.
You have two parts of [your] brain, "left" and "right". In the left side, there's nothing right. In the right side, there's nothing left.
1 "Knock knock."
2 "Who's there?"
1 "Interrupting physicist."
2 "Interrupting who?"
1 "Muon!!!"
NASA stands for "Nobody Already Seen Astronauts."
Stephen Hawking: one hp (Fortnite)
I hope Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, 'cause I need some parts for my go-cart.
How do planets have a baby?
They have spasex.
What’s the difference between Isaac Newton and the kid I kidnapped?
Isaac Newton died a virgin.
If Finding Nemo was scientifically correct, Marlin would have changed into a female and mated with Nemo.
Me testing if there is fall damage in real life (falls off of a cliff, uses water bucket trick) dies.
Yo, hairline goes farther back than the Big Bang theory!
The double slit experiment shows light particles are a wave that assemble in your presence. And you didn't even have to say a word!
What comes up on small oceans? Microwaves.
