Science jokes
How did the skeleton know it was going to rain? He read the weather forecast, you fucking idiot!
If Silver Surfer and Iron Man teamed up, they would be great ALLOYS!
What has two arms and two legs but can’t walk or run?
Stephen Hawking.
Why did Steven Hawking have no friends?
He couldn’t stand anyone...
Stephen Hawking isn't dead; his update is just laggy because he is too far from the WiFi box.
He was telling the truth in a different way...
What do you call a bald science teacher?
HOBBS LOL XD :)
When we die we get sent to heaven, but when Stephen Hawking died, he was sent to the cloud.
Yo mama so fat, when she farts, it's counted as a new gas element.
Why could dinosaurs not talk? Because they were dead.
Which type of nut goes to outer space?
An astro-nut.
Do you love water?
Then you love 75% of me.
Timmy has 5 apples.
His train is 7 minutes early.
Calculate the mass of the sun.
Do you think Stephen Hawking could ever plug his Instagram or anything?
Looks like he never charged up fully.
What did scientists prove when they saw a skeleton on the moon?
The cow didn’t make it.
If you are fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
"Wheel" all miss him, right?
He had a song named after him: "They see me rolling."
Why don't you act like an amoeba and split?
What happens when you throw water on Stephen Hawking?
He says, "Oh fuck fuck fuck!"