Science jokes

What is an astronaut's favorite letter on a keyboard?

SPACE.

I got a call from NASA. They’ve reached your hairline.

The real reason Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheelchair.

Why did Steven Hawkins die?

Because he got a virus.

What is the difference between Sir Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed?

Sir Isaac Newton died a virgin.

I wonder if Stephen Hawking heard the song "Gangster's Paradise." Oh, shit, he can't!

The reason Stephen Hawking died is because he drove too far from the wall. The cord unplugged.

What planet has a butt? Uranus!

What did the sun say to the Earth?

"Am I hot?"

I tried to think of how lighting works.

Then it struck me!

What did the ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing, it just waved.

Why is 3 such a helpful number? Because 3 helped out on a science project 4 5!

"Wheel" all miss him, right?

Did you ever walk into Steve Hawking's house?

"No."

He hasn't too.

Uranus floats around in space.

Uranus is a gas giant.

I’m reading a book about Anti-Gravity. It’s impossible to put down!

I was boiling some water and said, "Water, you will be mist!"

I'm reading a book on anti-gravity, it's impossible to PUT DOWN!

I have a joke about chemistry, but I don't think it will get a reaction.