What planet has a butt? Uranus!
What did the ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, it just waved.
The reason Stephen Hawking died is because he drove too far from the wall. The cord unplugged.
"Wheel" all miss him, right?
Did you ever walk into Steve Hawking's house?
"No."
He hasn't too.
I’m reading a book about Anti-Gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
Want to know why some astronomers are gay?
It’s because they want to be in Uranus.
I was boiling some water and said, "Water, you will be mist!"
Uranus is a gas giant.
What's the definition of total chaos?
A bus load of retards passing a magnet factory.
What comes up on small oceans? Microwaves.
1 "Knock knock."
2 "Who's there?"
1 "Interrupting physicist."
2 "Interrupting who?"
1 "Muon!!!"
What did the koala do when he was too educated?
He ran away from koalapidia.
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar, just kidding.
A twelve-volt battery walks into a tavern and orders a drink. The bartender serves him, and comments, "Now don't start anything."
What day does Venus like?
SATURNday.
Stephen Hawking: one hp (Fortnite)
NASA stands for "Nobody Already Seen Astronauts."
I hope Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, 'cause I need some parts for my go-cart.
How do planets have a baby?
They have spasex.
