Science jokes
If Silver Surfer and Iron Man teamed up, they would be great ALLOYS!
Yo mama so tall!!! When she wakes up from her bed, she stands up and finds NASA beside her face, and she thinks it's a fly!!!
Man, Uranus is so big!
He had a song named after him: "They see me rolling."
Fineman, Einstein, and Schrodinger walked into a bar.
Fineman says, "It appears we're inside a joke."
Einstein says, "But only to an observer who saw us walk in simultaneously."
To which Schrodinger says, "If someone's looking through the window, I'm leaving!"
Your forehead is so long, even Einstein didn’t know how to cross it.
How do you make Stephen Hawking mad?
You turn off the WiFi router.
How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?
It only takes one, but it takes a long time, and the light bulb has to want to change.
I hope Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, 'cause I need some parts for my go-cart.
What's the difference between the baby I just killed and Isaac Newton?
Isaac Newton died a virgin.
I'll tell you a good joke. Stephen Hawking went for a walk.
Steven Hawking walks into a bar... no, I'm just kidding.
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad influence on children?
Because he only looks one way when crossing the road.
My friend, what's up?
Me: What's up in space is planets and stars.
Why was Stephen Hawking a bad influence towards kids? Because he couldn’t stand for anything.
Q: What did the ocean say to the boy?
A: Nothing! Oceans don't talk, silly!
Where was Stephen Hawking buried?
In a black hole. 😂🤣
What day does Venus like?
SATURNday.
Why did Steven Hawking have no friends?
He couldn’t stand anyone...
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
I'm logging out.