Your momma's so fat, she had to take a selfie using the Hubble telescope.
Q: What did the ocean say to the boy?
A: Nothing! Oceans don't talk, silly!
Fineman, Einstein, and Schrodinger walked into a bar.
Fineman says, "It appears we're inside a joke."
Einstein says, "But only to an observer who saw us walk in simultaneously."
To which Schrodinger says, "If someone's looking through the window, I'm leaving!"
A farmer artificially impregnated a cow. The cow said to another cow, "It's a miracle, I'm pregnant." The other cow said, "That's impossible, it's only us cows in the field, you must be joking." The first cow said, "Nope, I'm serious... no bull!"
A chemical store burned down, and the firefighter just stood there, but at the end, the store fire just went out by itself. But the store owner still got angry.
Store owner: Why didn't you take out the fire?
Firefighter: Yeah, but it went out by itself.
Store owner: But still, why?
Firefighter: Your chemical store sells H20.
Store owner: Oh, I get it now!
Stephen hawking went on a date last night She left after 15 minutes complaining she didn't like his tone
A orphan went up to nicolas tesla and asked to travel in time he then saw his parents put him in a building saying you now live here!!
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water. WHERE DO THEY REALLY GO BECAUSE WATER CAN NOT BE AT THE TOP OF A HILL!? I honestly think that only people with a physics degree can make nursery rhythms
What's the difference between you and Frankenstein? He is not ugly like you plus, He has a wife.
What is Stephen Hawkings favorite place in fortnite the reboot van
It’s so sad because Stephen Hawkings can’t even stand up for his self after all these mean joke
I'd make a joke about Noble Gases, but I probably wouldn't get much of a reaction.
What was Stephen hawkings shampoo Head and shoulders
What did the cell say when it was dividing?
"It's not you, it's me."
Talking about planets with my nephew.
He asked if you could plow thru Uranus because it's all gas.
Steven Hawkins has enough money to stand up but can’t grab the money
Why did Steven hawking go to hell Why did Steven hawking go to hell Because there is a stairway to heaven
Because there’s a stairway to heaven
if i looked like Stephen Hawkings i would also be an atheist.
Why does Stephen Hawking have the voice of an angel?
Because no one has ever heard an angel talk.
What is Stephen Hawking favourite type of basketball
Dribble
