Science jokes
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.
- That girl was hot. - She's my cousin!
I would tell you a chemistry pun, but I won't get a reaction.
Stephen Hawking is ALIVE!
SCP-1540 transforms in-front of a d-class:
D-class: Whoa dude, you’re a wolf!
SCP-1540: A am a were.
Why is the sun so attractive? Because it is burning hot!
I was with my friend atom the other day. He’s pretty tall . . . Compared to you.
He died because he rolled too far away from the wall outlet and got unplugged.
If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner. There's usually 90 degrees.
Does anyone else like Tacos? C'mon let's Taco 'bout it!!! :p Hey, Tacos are made of atoms too......
Have you ever heard of a dream that that that that the universe was a fake machine?
What did Stephen Hawking's wife say to him having sex? "You're wheelie good at this!"
How did the skeleton know it was about to rain?
"Because he felt it in his bones?"
No,
He read the weather app, you idiot.
What did Stephen Hawking say when he rode a bike?
"Hey look...no hands...or legs!"
A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank.
The rabbit says, "I think I'm a type-O."
Where did Stephen Hawking go when he wanted to get drunk? The Genius Bar.
What is Hawking's number one song? The Beach Boys: "I Get Around."
Timmy has 5 apples.
His train is 7 minutes early.
Calculate the mass of the sun.
What do you call Stephen Hawking in a burning building?
Hot Wheels.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor because I need new parts for my go-kart.
According to all known laws of aviation,
there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Coming!
Hang on a second.
Hello?
- Barry? - Adam?
- Can you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up.
Looking sharp.
Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those.
Sorry. I'm excited.
Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son.
A perfect report card, all B's.
Very proud.
Ma! I got a thing going here.
- You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me!
- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye!
Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house!