Science jokes
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a refrigerator?
The fridge actually runs.
The earth was once flat... until they buried your mom.
Where do astronauts 👩🚀 keep their sandwiches 🥪?
In their launch box! 🚀📦😂
Stephen Hawking died because his wife misunderstood him when he said, "My Windows Needs Updating." She had the double glazing removed, and he fell out and died.
Stephen Hawking is ALIVE!
Uranus is up in the sky today.
If you had the strength of an ant, you could lift the pyramid of Giza.
(Ants can lift items 20x their weight.)
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a baby? The baby is still alive.
What's the biggest problem with gravity?
It keeps putting people down.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
His Windows update wasn't available.
What is the chemical formula for a banana? BaNa2
What did Stephen Hawking love that couldn't move?
Himself, ps particularly his whole body. I was gonna say his legs, but then I remembered he was fully paralysed and was like shitttttttttttttttttttttttttttt.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?
Head and Shoulders.
Yo mama so fat, NASA used her stomach to jump to Uranus in seconds.
Stephen Hawking couldn't make it to Heaven because there were stairs, so he rolled down to Hell.
I’m reading a book on antigravity right now.
It’s impossible to put down.
You're so skinny that the professor thought you were the skeleton.
"Rueben Glover is a Steven Hawking spastic."
You know what really grinds my gears? Robots and liars...for example that Stephen Hawking fella. He sure looks and sounds like a robot!! And a major liar too! If he wanted to show me how smart he really was he would have figured out how to get up out of that four wheeler and tell me how smart he is!!!!!
What does NASA stand for? Nobody Asked, Someone Answered.