Science jokes
What did the koala do when he was too educated?
He ran away from koalapidia.
What comes up on small oceans? Microwaves.
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar, just kidding.
The double slit experiment shows light particles are a wave that assemble in your presence. And you didn't even have to say a word!
Me testing if there is fall damage in real life (falls off of a cliff, uses water bucket trick) dies.
Memes
1 "Knock knock."
2 "Who's there?"
1 "Interrupting physicist."
2 "Interrupting who?"
1 "Muon!!!"
Stephen Hawking: one hp (Fortnite)
I hope Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, 'cause I need some parts for my go-cart.
NASA stands for "Nobody Already Seen Astronauts."
How do planets have a baby?
They have spasex.
If Finding Nemo was scientifically correct, Marlin would have changed into a female and mated with Nemo.
A twelve-volt battery walks into a tavern and orders a drink. The bartender serves him, and comments, "Now don't start anything."
Why do basketball players hate gravity?
Because it's always bringing them down.
Why don't ants get sick?
Because they have anty-bodies.
What day does Venus like?
SATURNday.
Why couldn't Stephen Hawking pass? Because he couldn't pass "I'm not a robot" test.
Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?
Because he wanted to win no-bell prize!
The one thing I love about Steven is he stood up for all of his haters. Just kidding!
Stephen Hawking's not dead, he is just in airplane mode.
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite food?
His shoulder.