Science jokes
What is Michael Jackson's chemical? The HE-HE-lium.
What comes up on small oceans? Microwaves.
What did the koala do when he was too educated?
He ran away from koalapidia.
Why couldn't Stephen Hawking pass? Because he couldn't pass "I'm not a robot" test.
What day does Venus like?
SATURNday.
Memes
A twelve-volt battery walks into a tavern and orders a drink. The bartender serves him, and comments, "Now don't start anything."
Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?
Because he wanted to win no-bell prize!
What do you call dogs dressed as dinosaurs?
Jurassic Bark!
How many people does it take to change a lightbulb underwater? The results are shocking!
The one thing I love about Steven is he stood up for all of his haters. Just kidding!
Stephen Hawking's not dead, he is just in airplane mode.
Why do basketball players hate gravity?
Because it's always bringing them down.
Why don't ants get sick?
Because they have anty-bodies.
Why can’t you trust an atom?
Because they make up literally everything.
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite food?
His shoulder.
1 "Knock knock."
2 "Who's there?"
1 "Interrupting physicist."
2 "Interrupting who?"
1 "Muon!!!"
I hope Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, 'cause I need some parts for my go-cart.
NASA stands for "Nobody Already Seen Astronauts."
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar, just kidding.
I'm reading a book on anti-gravity, it's impossible to PUT DOWN!