Science jokes
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar, just kidding.
Stephen Hawking: one hp (Fortnite)
Me testing if there is fall damage in real life (falls off of a cliff, uses water bucket trick) dies.
What is Michael Jackson's chemical? The HE-HE-lium.
The double slit experiment shows light particles are a wave that assemble in your presence. And you didn't even have to say a word!
If Finding Nemo was scientifically correct, Marlin would have changed into a female and mated with Nemo.
I hope Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, 'cause I need some parts for my go-cart.
How do planets have a baby?
They have spasex.
What did the koala do when he was too educated?
He ran away from koalapidia.
I once read a book on antigravity, it was impossible to put down.
The one thing I love about Steven is he stood up for all of his haters. Just kidding!
Stephen Hawking's not dead, he is just in airplane mode.
Why do basketball players hate gravity?
Because it's always bringing them down.
Why don't ants get sick?
Because they have anty-bodies.
Why couldn't Stephen Hawking pass? Because he couldn't pass "I'm not a robot" test.
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
He just needed a little space.
Are you made of gold, titanium, sulfur, titanium, and carbon?
Cuz you’re looking a little big Au Ti S Ti C.
I have a joke about chemistry, but I don't think it will get a reaction.
What is a pedophile's favorite planet?
Uranus.
What’s the opposite of Stephen Hawking? Stephen walking.