Why did the researchers want all the shore birds high on marijuana?
They wanted to leave no tern unstoned.
3+3=****
What do you call nitrogen in the day? You call it day-trogen!
I followed the sun for a day (stood there at noon). I found myself at the same spot.
For being a big company, NASA is openly saying they want pictures of Uranus.
They say Jesus walked on water.
That's nothing. Stephen Hawking ran on batteries.
Teacher: What’s the closest planet?
Kids yell: Sun.
Except for one.
Other kid: Uranus.
Teacher: Uranus?
Other kid: Yeah, it’s right there.
Uranus floats around in space.
Your mother is so fat that her BMI (Body Mass Index) exceeds 40, therefore classifying her as morbidly obese.
What did the neutrino say to the planet?
"Just passing through."
Why did the electron leave the atom?
Because it wanted to be Argon.
Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
Is Stephen Hawking a physicist now?
No, because he is dead.
Why did the people think Stephen Hawking was disrespectful?
'Cause he didn't stand up for the national anthem.
🚘 What is as old as the earth 🌎 and new every month? The moon.
Stephen Hawking isn't actually dead. He is just having an update.
Stephen Hawking died because he was too far away from the Wi-Fi router.
Why was Stephen Hawking disappointed when he got his Christmas present? It was singing lessons.
Little Jimmy has 5 red apples. His dad's car will arrive in 20 minutes. Calculate the mass of the Sun.
Why is helium so expensive? It is due to inflation.
