Science

Science jokes

Koala

What did the koala do when he was too educated?

He ran away from koalapidia.

Battery

A twelve-volt battery walks into a tavern and orders a drink. The bartender serves him, and comments, "Now don't start anything."

Scientist

Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

Because he wanted to win no-bell prize!

Memes

Book

I'm reading a book on anti-gravity, it's impossible to PUT DOWN!

Book

I once read a book on antigravity, it was impossible to put down.

Lightbulb

How many people does it take to change a lightbulb underwater? The results are shocking!

Hater

The one thing I love about Steven is he stood up for all of his haters. Just kidding!

Gravity

Why do basketball players hate gravity?

Because it's always bringing them down.

Food

What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite food?

His shoulder.

Atom

Why can’t you trust an atom?

Because they make up literally everything.