What did the koala do when he was too educated?
He ran away from koalapidia.
Science Jokes
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar, just kidding.
A twelve-volt battery walks into a tavern and orders a drink. The bartender serves him, and comments, "Now don't start anything."
Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?
Because he wanted to win no-bell prize!
What day does Venus like?
SATURNday.
Why couldn't Stephen Hawking pass? Because he couldn't pass "I'm not a robot" test.
I'm reading a book on anti-gravity, it's impossible to PUT DOWN!
What’s the opposite of Stephen Hawking? Stephen walking.
I once read a book on antigravity, it was impossible to put down.
How many people does it take to change a lightbulb underwater? The results are shocking!
The one thing I love about Steven is he stood up for all of his haters. Just kidding!
Stephen Hawking's not dead, he is just in airplane mode.
Why do basketball players hate gravity?
Because it's always bringing them down.
Why don't ants get sick?
Because they have anty-bodies.
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite food?
His shoulder.
Why can’t you trust an atom?
Because they make up literally everything.
What do you call dogs dressed as dinosaurs?
Jurassic Bark!
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
He just needed a little space.
I have a joke about chemistry, but I don't think it will get a reaction.
What is Michael Jackson's chemical? The HE-HE-lium.
