Science jokes
How do you prevent a physics teacher from drowning? Shoot her before she touches the water.
A photon is checking into a hotel.
The bellhop asks him, "Do you have any luggage?"
The photon replies, "Nope, I'm traveling light."
What do you call Stephen Hawking on his period?
Mario Kart.
My son's into astromancy asked me how do stars die, so I told him, "Usually on overdose, son."
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He traveled too far from the outlet.
What do you get when you throw a pebble into the ocean?
A wet pebble.
Stephen Hawking died due to the BIOS update. He shut down because the power cable got chewed.
I asked my lab partner for sodium hypobromate, but he said, "Na Br O."
It turns out a major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys. It's true.
I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.
What did one negative say to the other negative? Together we can make a positive.
Why did Stephen Hawking go to Hell?
He couldn't get up the stairway to Heaven.
His favorite drink was his dribble.
For Stephen Hawking, why is being drunk and having his power shut out the same?
He blacks out.
What part of a vegetable can't you eat? The wheelchair.
Why did he die? He forgot to get a new GPU for his new PC.
Why is Earth flat?
How do you kidnap Stephen Hawking?
Shut off his computer.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite crisps?
Microchips 😂
I tried to catch fog, but sadly, I missed.
Q: What did the chemist say when he found two isotopes of Helium?
A: HeHe.