How did Stephen Hawking die?
His core i5 Overheated. XD
Why did Stephen Hawking die? ... Because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep."
Why don't you act like an amoeba and split?
Why is Saturn richer than other planets?
It has a ring!
Yo mama's so fat that Jane Goodall couldn't tell if she was a chimpanzee or a human being.
Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "Can I have a drink of H2O?" Then the second says, "Can I have a drink of H2O2?" and he dies.
Are you made of Gallium and Yttrium?
Because you are looking a little bit GaY.
What do you call the closest plant to the sun? The hot ball.
I told a chemistry joke there was no reaction
Why don’t they let Stephen Hawking have other electronics around him? Because he will sound staticky.
How can you tell an anti-vaccine kid?
It's only got 10 hours to live.
An assassin threatens a planet.
The planet remains calm.
The assassin: "Do you not realize the gravity of this situation?"
When I went to heaven, I saw Steven Hawking standing there. I asked why he isn’t in heaven yet. He said there are stairs.
I didn’t know Stephen Hawking died. Oh god, it must have been when I disconnected the Wi-Fi!
Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, "I'm hit! I think I've lost an electron!"
"Are you sure?" asks the other.
"I'm positive!"
My mom is a chemistry teacher.
Mom: You can’t be attracted to something without it being attracted to you back.
Me: Tell that to my FUCKING CRUSH, BITCH!
Have you walked into Steven Hawking's house yet?
Yeah, neither has he.
What is an astronaut's favorite part of a keyboard?
The SPACE BAR!
Why was Stephen Hawking always bullied?
Because he couldn’t stand up for himself.
Why doesn’t the sun ☀️ go to college?
Because it has a million degrees.
