Science jokes
How did the skeleton know it was going to rain? He read the weather forecast, you fucking idiot!
I hope Stephen Hawking's an organ donor because I need new parts for my go-cart.
Why does Stephen Hawking do one liners?
Because he can't do standup.
When Ant-Man is the size of an atom, how can he breathe?
What do you call Panera bread that has been weathered and eventually gathered and via cementation and pressure, it becomes a layer of different materials and is also one of the most common types of rock in the sea?
Panera Sed!
An orphan went up to Nikola Tesla and asked to travel in time. He then saw his parents put him in a building, saying, "You now live here!"
He died because he rolled too far away from the wall outlet and got unplugged.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Beef stroganoff.
I was boiling some water and said, "Water, you will be mist!"
What happens when water loses its bottom jaw?
It had a hurt o-chin (ocean)!
I wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor. I need some parts for my laptop.
What do you call a guy who has sex on the Moon?
An “Astronut”!
An astronomer walked up to me and I was like, "Give me some space..."
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What do you get when you light Stephen Hawking on fire? A fried PC.
Stephen Hawking + Computer = SMART!
Stephen Hawking + Shoulder = HUNGRY!
The reason Stephen Hawking died is because he drove too far from the wall. The cord unplugged.
Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. It was evolution.
I am proficient in many subjects including biology, sociology, scientology, and of course, idiotology. ☺️
Sixteen molecules of sodium walk into a bar. Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!!!
The earth was once flat... until they buried your mom.