It was not a hijack, it was Stephen Hawking.
I moved all the Bibles to the fiction section because there is no God, as said Stephen Hawking in 2011, but in 2018, God said there was no Stephen Hawking.
People might not laugh at my jokes, or have a reaction at all, but I'd explode with euphoria.
Periodically, people might laugh every now and then.
What is hard about having a relationship with an astronaut?
They are always so distant! :-]
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A mega-sore-ass.
Why does Stephen Hawking only do one-liners?
Because he can’t do stand up.
For one of the most highly regarded minds on the planet, it is a shame he could not create a longer-lasting battery.
What do you call a mushroom that makes music?
A decomposer.
How did Stephen Hawking make it up the stairway to heaven?
Well, he didn’t; they invented an elevator.
Sixteen molecules of sodium walk into a bar. Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!!!
What happened the night Stephen Hawking came home wasted?
Nothing... wife couldn’t tell.
What does NASA stand for?
Neil Armweak Sorry Armstrong.
TV: Water found on Mars...
Mars: 1
Africa: 0
I’m not a weatherman, but I’m expecting a few more inches tonight.
Today my biology teacher asked me what's commonly found in a cell......... And apparently "black people" isn't the right answer.
What do whales use to rub out a mistake in their homework? Their blubber.
"Bill? Bill?" Bill hears faintly in the distance.
Bill Nye snapped back into reality only to find he had peed all over the set.
Why do orphans hate mitosis cells?
They have parents.
What did the bones on the moon tell the astronaut?
The cow never made it.
