Science jokes
Why was it cold in Stephen Hawking's house?
Because he had a new window open...
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food?
His shoulder.
Yo mama so fat! When she jumps into a pool, NASA found water on Mars!
Stephen Hawking walked in a bar...
Just kidding.
What do you call a friendly noise? A sound wave.
Yo momma so fat, she made up of a lot of atoms.
Steven Hawking walks into a bar... no, I'm just kidding.
NASA just found evidence of water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
A common question I get as a doctor is, do vaccines cause autism? Well!, I was vaccinated, so.....
If a king farts, is it a noble gas?
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the wall and got unplugged.
Why can't atheists solve exponential equations?
Because they don't believe in higher powers.
Old mathematicians never die; they just lose some of their functions.
Why don’t they let Stephen Hawking have other electronics around him? Because he will sound staticky.
Stephen Hawking tried comedy.
His first line ruined it. "You know what I can't stand? Let me rephrase that, you know what? I can't stand."
There's a difference between my brother and Stephen Hawking.
At least Stephen Hawking does something.
How can you tell if an ant is a boy or a girl?
If it sinks it’s a girl. If it floats, it’s boy-ant (buoyant).
Have you ever stepped in Stephen Hawking's house?
Neither has he. 😂😂
What is your snow ❄️ name? X-ray.
What happened to the guy who tried to catch fog?
He mist.