Science jokes
Stephen Hawking walked in a bar...
Just kidding.
Steven Hawking walks into a bar... no, I'm just kidding.
NASA just found evidence of water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
What does an astronaut call his ex from space?
SpaceX.
A common question I get as a doctor is, do vaccines cause autism? Well!, I was vaccinated, so.....
Memes
He was telling the truth in a different way...
If a king farts, is it a noble gas?
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the wall and got unplugged.
Why can't atheists solve exponential equations?
Because they don't believe in higher powers.
Old mathematicians never die; they just lose some of their functions.
An astronomer walked up to me and I was like, "Give me some space..."
Are you getting the funnies?
Stephen Hawking tried comedy.
His first line ruined it. "You know what I can't stand? Let me rephrase that, you know what? I can't stand."
There's a difference between my brother and Stephen Hawking.
At least Stephen Hawking does something.
What happened to the guy who tried to catch fog?
He mist.
What do you call a girl who is thirsty for water?
An H2hoe.
How can you tell if an ant is a boy or a girl?
If it sinks it’s a girl. If it floats, it’s boy-ant (buoyant).
My dad, unfortunately, passed away when we couldn’t remember his blood type...
His last words to us were, “Be positive!”
What is your snow ❄️ name? X-ray.
Have you ever stepped in Stephen Hawking's house?
Neither has he. 😂😂
Why did Stephen Hawking and his wife stop playing hide and seek? She kept using a metal detector.
What do you call a planet that poops? Uranus.