Science jokes
Why can’t moons walk?
'Cuz they have no legs, stupid!
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house? Don't worry, he hasn't neither.
I invented a time-traveling machine and traveled back to Pangea. I warned the dinosaurs about the deadly asteroid. They told me, "It wasn't an asteroid... it was Pionel Pessi's penalty ball ricocheted from Mars that made them extinct." Tears ran down my face. Shame on you, Pessi!
What did Stephen Hawking say when he rode a bike?
"Hey look...no hands...or legs!"
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He ran out of WiFi.
His face.
What do you call a rapper who's also a scientist?
RHYME-STEIN.
How do you throw a space party?
You planet! 🤣🤣🤣
Q: Why are medication pills white?
A: Because they work.
So Steven Hawking walks into a bar...
Just kidding!
Why are astronauts forgetful?
They're always spacing out.
So, my son is into astronomy, and he asked how stars die. I said, "Usually overdose."
I would tell you a chemistry pun, but I won't get a reaction.
I wondered as the rock in the sky got bigger and bigger, then it hit the bottom of the Earth, and... "explosion!"
What does Stephen Hawking and a prostitute have in common?
They both charge.
There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.
I'm making a new movie, it's called "Veggie Tales." My star actor is Stephen Hawking.
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Electron
Never trust a Justin, he is made up of atoms that make up everything.
Why did the sun go to school? To get brighter!