Science jokes
Why was it cold in Stephen Hawking's house?
Because he had a new window open...
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food?
His shoulder.
Yo mama so fat! When she jumps into a pool, NASA found water on Mars!
Steven Hawking walks into a bar... no, I'm just kidding.
What do you call a friendly noise? A sound wave.
Stephen Hawking walked in a bar...
Just kidding.
Yo momma so fat, she made up of a lot of atoms.
NASA just found evidence of water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
A common question I get as a doctor is, do vaccines cause autism? Well!, I was vaccinated, so.....
If a king farts, is it a noble gas?
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the wall and got unplugged.
Why can't atheists solve exponential equations?
Because they don't believe in higher powers.
What happened to the guy who tried to catch fog?
He mist.
What do you call a girl who is thirsty for water?
An H2hoe.
How can you tell if an ant is a boy or a girl?
If it sinks it’s a girl. If it floats, it’s boy-ant (buoyant).
Old mathematicians never die; they just lose some of their functions.
Stephen Hawking tried comedy.
His first line ruined it. "You know what I can't stand? Let me rephrase that, you know what? I can't stand."
There's a difference between my brother and Stephen Hawking.
At least Stephen Hawking does something.
What is your snow ❄️ name? X-ray.
Have you ever stepped in Stephen Hawking's house?
Neither has he. 😂😂