Science jokes
Steven Hawking walks into a bar... no, I'm just kidding.
Yo momma so fat, she made up of a lot of atoms.
Stephen Hawking walked in a bar...
Just kidding.
What do you call a friendly noise? A sound wave.
NASA just found evidence of water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
What does an astronaut call his ex from space?
SpaceX.
A common question I get as a doctor is, do vaccines cause autism? Well!, I was vaccinated, so.....
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the wall and got unplugged.
If a king farts, is it a noble gas?
Why can't atheists solve exponential equations?
Because they don't believe in higher powers.
What happened to the guy who tried to catch fog?
He mist.
What is your snow ❄️ name? X-ray.
Have you ever stepped in Stephen Hawking's house?
Neither has he. 😂😂
Old mathematicians never die; they just lose some of their functions.
What do you call a girl who is thirsty for water?
An H2hoe.
My dad, unfortunately, passed away when we couldn’t remember his blood type...
His last words to us were, “Be positive!”
Stephen Hawking tried comedy.
His first line ruined it. "You know what I can't stand? Let me rephrase that, you know what? I can't stand."
An astronomer walked up to me and I was like, "Give me some space..."
Are you getting the funnies?
How can you tell if an ant is a boy or a girl?
If it sinks it’s a girl. If it floats, it’s boy-ant (buoyant).
There's a difference between my brother and Stephen Hawking.
At least Stephen Hawking does something.