Me explaining my child: when your mom is sitting on a table during her period, it's called the periodic table.
NASA called me and they said they reached your hairline.
Why did he die? He forgot to get a new GPU for his new PC.
What happens if you inhale too much nitrous oxide (laughing gas)?
You die of laughter.
What sound did stephen hawking make when he died power off
I asked my boyfriend who his favorite motivational speaker was. He said Andrew Tate. I told him the BEST motivational speaker was Stephen Hawking.
What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?
Nothing. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.
A boxer talks with his fists.
Stephen Hawking talks with his wheelchair.
Yo mamma so fat, scientists say she's the closest planet to Earth!
What do high school kids and Dow have in common? They both test chemicals.
He was in a fight, then a person said, "Stand up for yourself!"
He was saying jokes, and someone said, "You are on a roll!"
What kind of air does Ariana breathe?
Helium?
Science teacher: How many times can the earth fit into the sun?
Me: As many times as the earth can fit into you.
What's black and sits on top of a staircase?
Stephen Hawking's after a house fire.
There were 3 blonde scientists...wait that’s not the joke. The first one said “we are going to pilot the first unmanned spacecraft to land on the sun.”
The second one said “but we can’t do that - if we get within 5 feet of the sun we’ll freeze to death!”
The third blonde says “so we go at night.”
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
"Highway to Hell."
What did Stephen Hawking get for his B-Day?
Chocolate arm.
What dinosaur loves music?
The velociRAPtor!
Why did the cumulonimbus not show up for work?
Because it was on strike.
