Science

Science jokes

Uranus

Many were curious about how methane ended up on Mars.

I'm pretty sure it was because of Uranus.

Hawking

Funny how "Hawking" rhymes with "talking" and "walking," and he can't do either.

And the first four letters of his Christian name spell "step," and he also can't do that.

Memes

Uranus

For being a big company, NASA is openly saying they want pictures of Uranus.

Uranus

Teacher: What’s the closest planet?

Kids yell: Sun.

Except for one.

Other kid: Uranus.

Teacher: Uranus?

Other kid: Yeah, it’s right there.

Wet

Why does Wet have a big head? Because he got hit by a wetaroid!

Cold

Which is faster, hot or cold?

Hot, because you can catch cold.

Isaac Newton

What’s the difference between the baby I just stabbed and Isaac Newton?

Isaac Newton died a virgin.

Marijuana

Why did the researchers want all the shore birds high on marijuana?

They wanted to leave no tern unstoned.

Sun

I followed the sun for a day (stood there at noon). I found myself at the same spot.

Computer

What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well, tech-ically we can’t talk.”