Why is helium so expensive? It is due to inflation.
Engineer: I know engineering, and my gut instinct tells me to fix it!
Biologist: I know biology, and your gut instinct is full of shit.
What type of comedy can't Steven Hawking do?
Stand-up comedy.
My reverse psychologist told me I didn't have it in me to make a recovery.
Why couldn’t the guy make bubbles?
He couldn’t find the right solution.
Guys, there is no need to worry about anti-vaxxers. The more there are, the less there are.
Q: How heavy is a photon?
A: It's light!
What do you call a prehistoric crow? Crow-Magnon.
How do chemists laugh?
HeHe.
What did the pirate say to Argon?
Ar!
Why didn't the boy want to read "2000 Leagues Under the Sea"?
It was too much pressure.
For some reason, quarks sound really strange to me.
What would the Mandalorian be called if it was made in an aquatic center?
Mandachlorian.
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Very funny battery joke.
Rocks rock and crack!
What did the boy say to his brother at chemistry class?
"Hey BrO!"
Yo mama so fat that when she was on the moon, she had it sent right into the abyss of outer space.
What’s the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?
One wags its tail, and the other tags a whale!
73 Earths can fit in Uranus.
