Your hairline is so big, not even a black hole can eat it!
What did Omnicron say to Delta?
"Same race, bud, different evolution."
"SIX FEET AWAY, OMNI! SIX FEET AWAY!"
Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he got bummed too hard in the shower.
What is mad cow disease?
Why is Stephen Hawking so square headed? Because he forgot to shut Minecraft down!
What does Stephen Hawking and a prostitute have in common ? They both charge.
Uranus is blue.
We used to have a tail on the back... and now it moves forward.
Did you hear about the astronaut that stepped in gum and got stuck?
He got stuck in orbit! Hehhehe.
If gravity pulls things down at 9.8 m/s squared, why did the emo kid not come down?
When you die, scientists will preserve your skull.
Yo forehead is so big, Albert Einstein couldn’t figure out the measurement of it!
What do you call grass that grows in space?
Astro-turf.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Beef stroganoff.
What did the earthquake say when it was done? Sorry, my fault!
2+2+67+23= Now calculate the mass of the Solar system. Be these questions these days.
In my science class we were watching a video, and for no reason at all, it started talking about Black Lives Matter, and my friend leaned over and whispered, “White lives matter more!”
Where does bad light end up at?
In prism.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
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Timmy has 5 apples.
His train is 7 minutes early.
Calculate the mass of the sun.
