Science jokes
Stephen's not dead; his WiFi is slow.
Popcorn means Photo-Oxidant formation by Plant-emitted Compounds and OH Radicals in Northeastern Germany.
HO means a woman, in particular one who has many casual fricking encounters or relationships. So basically, popcorn is a woman in plant based frick chamber in a nazi camp.
What is brown and sticky?
The leftovers of the iceberg.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words? The Microsoft shutdown sound.
Why is the sun lit?
Because it has much solar.
"Is your refiger running?"
"Is your refrigerator running? You better go catch it!"
Rocks are used too much; people take 'em for granite.
I made this one up myself just now.
Stephen Hawking would be a good pilot because the aircraft would be the first to take off and land in autopilot.
When Stephen Hawking entered Heaven and met with the Lord, after a short interview God asked: "Hey Stephen, I need you to explain to me how does all this stuff work?"
A kid and an apple fall from a tree, who will reach the ground first?
The apple, because the kid is hanging on the tree with a rope.
Q: Why did the flat earther become gay?
A: He knows a thing or two about giving dome.
Q: Why did he eventually become asexual?
A: He doesn't believe in anything south of the border.
Stephen Hawking is the fastest footballer ever--he could just charge up the Left Wing!
Wanna know why Stephen Hawking died?
He lost his Wi-Fi connection.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His core i5 Overheated. XD
I was gonna tell you a sodium joke, but Na, only I thought it was so dium funny.
Friend 1: How can the skeleton tell it was going to rain?
Me: He could feel it in his bones.
Friend 1: No, he read the forecast, you fucking idiot!
Heheh ;3
Why was the kinetic sand always happy?
Because it was kinetic with its friends!
What’s better than Stephen Hawking?
Stephen walking.
What do you get when you cross a pig with a dinosaur?
Jurassic Park.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite song??
Rollin' and Controllin'.