Science jokes
Why was Stephen Hawking always bullied?
Because he couldn’t stand up for himself.
Why doesn’t the sun ☀️ go to college?
Because it has a million degrees.
Where do astronauts 👩🚀 keep their sandwiches 🥪?
In their launch box! 🚀📦😂
What runs faster than Stephen Hawking in his wheelchair?
His Internet.
Have you walked into Steven Hawking's house yet?
Yeah, neither has he.
Memes
Why did the electron leave the atom?
Because it didn't want to be argon.
What is an astronaut's favorite part of a keyboard?
The SPACE BAR!
A new burger has been invented in memory of Stephen Hawking.
I doubt it will sell though, as it's 95% cabbage.
Yo forehead so big, NASA needed it for the new planet, stupid!
What do you call Stephen Hawking on his period?
Mario Kart.
Why does Stephen Hawking do one liners?
Because he can't do standup.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?
Head and Shoulders.
An chemist, a physicist, and a mathematician are stranded on an island when a can of food rolls ashore.
The chemist and the physicist come up with many ingenious ways to open the can. Then suddenly the mathematician gets a bright idea: "Assume we have a can opener..."
I wonder if Stephen Hawking has ever watched Avengers: Endgame... Oh wait, he can't.
Stephen Hawking walks into... er...rolls into a bar.
What do you call a guy who has sex on the Moon?
An “Astronut”!
How do you start a fight in space?
"Comet me, bro."
Yo mama's so heavy and fat, gravity could not hold her down.
Kid to daddy: "Why do they call it Uranus?"
Daddy to kid: "Cause, son, it's Uranus."
Suicide: Turning one's biology into complex organic chemistry.