Science jokes
Where do astronauts 👩🚀 keep their sandwiches 🥪?
In their launch box! 🚀📦😂
Why did the electron leave the atom?
Because it didn't want to be argon.
What is an astronaut's favorite part of a keyboard?
The SPACE BAR!
Have you walked into Steven Hawking's house yet?
Yeah, neither has he.
What runs faster than Stephen Hawking in his wheelchair?
His Internet.
Memes
experiment
Why doesn’t the sun ☀️ go to college?
Because it has a million degrees.
A new burger has been invented in memory of Stephen Hawking.
I doubt it will sell though, as it's 95% cabbage.
Yo forehead so big, NASA needed it for the new planet, stupid!
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?
Head and Shoulders.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on his period?
Mario Kart.
Why does Stephen Hawking do one liners?
Because he can't do standup.
An chemist, a physicist, and a mathematician are stranded on an island when a can of food rolls ashore.
The chemist and the physicist come up with many ingenious ways to open the can. Then suddenly the mathematician gets a bright idea: "Assume we have a can opener..."
I wonder if Stephen Hawking has ever watched Avengers: Endgame... Oh wait, he can't.
Stephen Hawking walks into... er...rolls into a bar.
Q: Why can't dinosaurs clap?
A: Because they're dead.
How did Stephen Hawking die? Because he didn't charge his batteries.
A kid and an apple fall from a tree, who will reach the ground first?
The apple, because the kid is hanging on the tree with a rope.
Sand under docks is very resilient. It doesn’t give in to pier pressure.
What do you call a guy who has sex on the Moon?
An “Astronut”!
How do you start a fight in space?
"Comet me, bro."