Science jokes
Why was Stephen Hawking always bullied?
Because he couldn’t stand up for himself.
I can't wait to see Uranus! 😂
What runs faster than Stephen Hawking in his wheelchair?
His Internet.
Why did the electron leave the atom?
Because it didn't want to be argon.
What is an astronaut's favorite part of a keyboard?
The SPACE BAR!
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Have you walked into Steven Hawking's house yet?
Yeah, neither has he.
Where do astronauts 👩🚀 keep their sandwiches 🥪?
In their launch box! 🚀📦😂
A new burger has been invented in memory of Stephen Hawking.
I doubt it will sell though, as it's 95% cabbage.
Yo forehead so big, NASA needed it for the new planet, stupid!
Why does Stephen Hawking do one liners?
Because he can't do standup.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?
Head and Shoulders.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on his period?
Mario Kart.
An chemist, a physicist, and a mathematician are stranded on an island when a can of food rolls ashore.
The chemist and the physicist come up with many ingenious ways to open the can. Then suddenly the mathematician gets a bright idea: "Assume we have a can opener..."
I wonder if Stephen Hawking has ever watched Avengers: Endgame... Oh wait, he can't.
Stephen Hawking walks into... er...rolls into a bar.
A kid and an apple fall from a tree, who will reach the ground first?
The apple, because the kid is hanging on the tree with a rope.
He dead, he alive, but most importantly, he got a new hard drive.
How do you start a fight in space?
"Comet me, bro."
Kid to daddy: "Why do they call it Uranus?"
Daddy to kid: "Cause, son, it's Uranus."
What do you call a guy who has sex on the Moon?
An “Astronut”!