Science

Science jokes

Burger

A new burger has been invented in memory of Stephen Hawking.

I doubt it will sell though, as it's 95% cabbage.

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    Mathematician

    An chemist, a physicist, and a mathematician are stranded on an island when a can of food rolls ashore.

    The chemist and the physicist come up with many ingenious ways to open the can. Then suddenly the mathematician gets a bright idea: "Assume we have a can opener..."

    Uranus

    Kid to daddy: "Why do they call it Uranus?"

    Daddy to kid: "Cause, son, it's Uranus."

    Guy

    What do you call a guy who has sex on the Moon?

    An “Astronut”!

    Apple

    A kid and an apple fall from a tree, who will reach the ground first?

    The apple, because the kid is hanging on the tree with a rope.

    Sand

    Sand under docks is very resilient. It doesn’t give in to pier pressure.