Science jokes
Why does the mushroom 🍄 have many friends?
Because it’s a fungi.
Why was the kinetic sand always happy?
Because it was kinetic with its friends!
It's so sad that Stephen Hawking can't stand up for himself.
He might have been a Fortnite player. Respect him.
What’s the difference between a parentless child and someone who is fond of unprocessed metals?
One is an orphan, and the other is an ore fan.
What’s the difference between black matter and Black Lives Matter?
Black matter leaves an impact.
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
Why doesn’t the sun ☀️ go to college?
Because it has a million degrees.
Why did Stephen Hawking's wife leave him? She was sick of buying triple A batteries.
Is Stephen Hawking a physicist now? No, because he is dead.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because there was a power cut.
A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.
Three years later there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says: “What the hell was that all about?”
Yo mama so fat, she curves space and time.
🌍: You're so hot!
🌎: How are you single?
☀️: I burn anyone who gets too close!
The double slit experiment shows light particles are a wave that assemble in your presence. And you didn't even have to say a word!
What’s better than Stephen Hawking?
Stephen walking.
What do you call Stephen Hawking's toes on fire?
Hot Wheels.
Yo mama is so stupid that she thought NASA is a gaming program!
So, a neutron went to a bar. He asked the bartender how much for a beer. The bartender said, "For you, no charge."
You know what really grinds my gears? Robots and liars...for example that Stephen Hawking fella. He sure looks and sounds like a robot!! And a major liar too! If he wanted to show me how smart he really was he would have figured out how to get up out of that four wheeler and tell me how smart he is!!!!!