Science jokes
Why was the noble gas not emo?
Because they were thinking RIGHT.
Stephen Hawking walks into... er...rolls into a bar.
Want to know why some astronomers are gay?
It’s because they want to be in Uranus.
What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed?
Isaac Newton died a virgin.
We thought that my mother died in the best way possible, during her sleep.
But when we did an autopsy on her, we saw she actually died in the worst way possible. During the autopsy.
People say that biting off your finger would be as easy as biting a carrot if your brain didn't try to stop you. How the f do people know that and how many people's fingers did they bite off before coming to that conclusion?
Steven Hawking
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His power went out.
How did Stephen Hawking die? Because he didn't charge his batteries.
Did you hear that oxygen and magnesium hooked up last night?
OMg!
Why does Stephen Hawking have the voice of an angel?
Because no one has ever heard an angel talk.
Stephen Hawking is a real stand up guy, out-standing performance.
What is hard about having a relationship with an astronaut?
They are always so distant! :-]
Q: What did the chemist say when he found two isotopes of Helium?
A: HeHe.
What is the difference between a magic house 🏠 and a human?
A magic house 🏡 can fly, but a human cannot fly.
The reason Stephen Hawking died is because he drove too far from the wall. The cord unplugged.
Where do you get 30% of your agua? From AGUAfers.
How did the nut study for its test?
It used the inter-nut.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He turned off the Wi-Fi.
A NASA scientist is sitting in a bar when a Martian walks in and orders a martini.
The NASA scientist quickly realizes he is dreaming and wakes up. He turns to his wife and tries to explain the dream, but she rolls over and ignores him because she is tired of listening to him.
The NASA scientist begins to sob because his marriage is in shambles. lmao.