Science

Science jokes

Test

What was the one test that Steven Hawking couldn't pass?

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Autism

Are you made of Gold, Titanium, Sulfur, Titanium, and Carbon?

Cause damn, you lookin' kinda Au Ti S Ti C!

Steven Hawking

Daughter: Mommy, what ever happened to Steven Hawking?

Mother: He died.

Daughter: How did he die?

Mother: He never got recharged.

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  • Memes

    Wife

    What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?

    "Wait, I can explain everything!"

    School shooting

    Why did the royal wedding get more publicity than a school shooting?

    Cause a royal wedding doesn't happen once a week.

    Seizure

    How do u know Stephen Hawking is having a seizure?

    He spills coffee on his iPad.

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  • Coffin

    What’s made of wood and is zig zag shaped?

    Stephen Hawking's coffin.

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  • Chemist

    Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?

    A: If you cannot helium, you have to curium. If you cannot curium, you have to barium!

    Chair

    Stephen Hawking always wins musical chairs, as he’s always sitting down.