Science jokes
A man was at the temperature -273.15°C. He was OK.
Engineer: I know engineering, and my gut instinct tells me to fix it!
Biologist: I know biology, and your gut instinct is full of shit.
Did you hear Stephen Hawking has a new book out?
It's about time!
So, a neutron went to a bar. He asked the bartender how much for a beer. The bartender said, "For you, no charge."
A feather and a depressed boy fell at the same time, which one hits the ground first?
The feather, because the rope stopped the child.
Stephen Hawking isn't actually dead. He is just having an update.
I followed the sun for a day (stood there at noon). I found myself at the same spot.
What happened to Stephen Hawking after he reached Heaven? Nothing yet. He is still struggling to get up the stairway to Heaven.
What do you call a student in space?
An astrodent.
Why are tomatoes red? Because they contain the carotenoid lycopene!
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He had a song named after him: "They see me rolling."
Yo mama so fat, when she farts, it's counted as a new gas element.
What do you call it when tectonic plates start racing?
Continental Drift.
🚘 What is as old as the earth 🌎 and new every month? The moon.
Don't trust the atoms, because they make up everything.
Uranus is pronounced "ur anus."
What did Stephen Hawking say when he rode a bike?
"Hey look...no hands...or legs!"
Why can’t dinosaurs clap? Cuz they are all dead.
Steven Hawking's death, you should've gotten a case.
I was with my friend atom the other day. He’s pretty tall . . . Compared to you.