Science jokes
What do you call Stephen Hawking on a bungy jump?
Spasticelastic.
Why can’t you trust an atom?
Because they make up everything.
Why does no one look up at Steven Hawking?
You have to look down to see him.
What was the one test that Steven Hawking couldn't pass?
reCAPTCHA
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot wheels.
Memes
Stephen Hawking is not dead; he just needs to charge.
Are you made of Gold, Titanium, Sulfur, Titanium, and Carbon?
Cause damn, you lookin' kinda Au Ti S Ti C!
Daughter: Mommy, what ever happened to Steven Hawking?
Mother: He died.
Daughter: How did he die?
Mother: He never got recharged.
What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?
"Wait, I can explain everything!"
Why did the royal wedding get more publicity than a school shooting?
Cause a royal wedding doesn't happen once a week.
He's not dead, his batteries have run out.
Q. Why is Stephen Hawking so good at air guitar?
A. Because he has excellent string theory.
How do u know Stephen Hawking is having a seizure?
He spills coffee on his iPad.
What’s made of wood and is zig zag shaped?
Stephen Hawking's coffin.
What is the chemical formula for a banana? BaNa2
Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you cannot helium, you have to curium. If you cannot curium, you have to barium!
RIP Stephen Hawking who was buried today... he did always love black holes.
What was Stephen Hawking's last meal?
Meals on wheels.
Stephen Hawking always wins musical chairs, as he’s always sitting down.
Stephen Hawking:
Q: Who Made Stephen Hawkins' Wheel Chair?
A:) Tesla