What was the one test that Steven Hawking couldn't pass?
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What do you call Stephen Hawking on a bungy jump?
Spasticelastic.
Stephen Hawking is not dead; he just needs to charge.
Are you made of Gold, Titanium, Sulfur, Titanium, and Carbon?
Cause damn, you lookin' kinda Au Ti S Ti C!
Daughter: Mommy, what ever happened to Steven Hawking?
Mother: He died.
Daughter: How did he die?
Mother: He never got recharged.
His name rhymes with walking and talking, but he can’t do either.
What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?
"Wait, I can explain everything!"
Why did the royal wedding get more publicity than a school shooting?
Cause a royal wedding doesn't happen once a week.
He's not dead, his batteries have run out.
Q. Why is Stephen Hawking so good at air guitar?
A. Because he has excellent string theory.
What’s made of wood and is zig zag shaped?
Stephen Hawking's coffin.
What is the chemical formula for a banana? BaNa2
Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you cannot helium, you have to curium. If you cannot curium, you have to barium!
How do u know Stephen Hawking is having a seizure?
He spills coffee on his iPad.
RIP Stephen Hawking who was buried today... he did always love black holes.
What was Stephen Hawking's last meal?
Meals on wheels.
Stephen Hawking:
Q: Who Made Stephen Hawkins' Wheel Chair?
A:) Tesla
Stephen Hawking always wins musical chairs, as he’s always sitting down.
These jokes are nearly as dead as Steven Hawkings.
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking in a house fire.
