Science jokes
Q: What did the chemist say when he found two isotopes of Helium?
A: HeHe.
We all know Albert Einstein was a genius, but his brother Frank was a monster.
What do you do with a dead scientist?
You barium.
Fat person: "Hey, what's up?"
Friend: "Your blood pressure!"
A physicist sees a young man about to jump off the Empire State Building.
He yells, "Don't do it! You have so much potential!"
Memes
He was telling the truth in a different way...
What do you call Stephen Hawking's wife? Siri.
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad influence on children?
Because he only looks one way when crossing the road.
Once upon a time, fraternal twins, brother and sister, with almost 100% equal DNA were separated at birth. At the age of 42, they were married, had 2 sons and 2 daughters. They took an ancestryDNA test, and the results were scientifically sexually shocking.
What's black and sits on the bottom of the stairs to the cellar?
Steven Hawking where the experiments went wrong.
Now touring: Stephen Hawking unplugged.
What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just killed?
Isaac Newton died a virgin!😎
What was on Stephen Hawking's gravestone? "Intel inside."
When Stephen Hawking was asked why he was instantly attracted to his new girlfriend, he said, "It's simple, she pushes all the right buttons."
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite TV show?
Robot Wars.
According to all known laws of aviation, a bee should not be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground, but of course, bees fly anyway because bees don't care about what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, Black. Yellow, Black.
Just a joke: When Stephen Hawking fell over and hurt his leg, his dad said, "It'll get better, just walk it off!"
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He ran out of battery life.
What do you call a gay scientist? Stephen Hawqueen.
I donated to the LGBTQ community. Hopefully now they can find a cure.
Knock knock...
Who's there?
Not Stephen Hawking.