Science jokes
Why did the astronaut bring the seeds to space?
Because he wants to planet the seed! 🤣🤣🤣
Ralphie: They put drugs in our medication?
Me: The medication is the drugs.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels! We'll see him soon.
Why did the sun go to school? To get brighter!
What's black and at the top of a staircase?
Not Stephen Hawking.
What is mad cow disease?
What do stomata use to fill their pools?
Chlor-ine.
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
Yeah, neither has he!
Zaine Davis and Stephen Hawking fuck each others brains out.
Fat kids are so fat, they have their own gravitational pull.
Why did he die so soon? Oh, I know, he forgot to plug in his charger!
So Stephen Hawking walks into a bar...
How did Stephen Hawking actually die?
He lost Wi-Fi connection.
Stephen Hawking had a heart attack the year before his death.
They took him to PC World for repairs.
Does anyone else like Tacos? C'mon let's Taco 'bout it!!! :p Hey, Tacos are made of atoms too......
The reason Stephen Hawking died was because his ethernet cable disconnected.
There is a difference between my brother and Stephen Hawking; at least one of them does something.
Earlier that day...
Mars: Okay Venus, you need to stop with the puns.
Mission on space.
Mars: Moon? You okay?
Moon:...
Mars: Moon come on! Stop spacing out!
*Venus and Moon giving her the smirk*
Mitosis!!!!!! >:)
The only reason he died was because Virgin Media wifi crashed.