Science jokes
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite type of music?
Rock and Roll.
How do our brains remember that we forgot something, but we can't remember what that thing was?
What’s better than Stephen Hawking?
Stephen walking.
A Biologist, a Chemist, and a Statistician are out hunting.
The biologist shoots at a deer and misses five feet to the left.
The chemist shoots at the same deer and misses five feet to the right.
The statistician shouts, "We got him!"
Fat person: "Hey, what's up?"
Friend: "Your blood pressure!"
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Q: What did the chemist say when he found two isotopes of Helium?
A: HeHe.
We all know Albert Einstein was a genius, but his brother Frank was a monster.
Where does the resistor go after a long day?
It goes Ohm.
What do you do with a dead scientist?
You barium.
What do you call Stephen Hawking's wife? Siri.
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad influence on children?
Because he only looks one way when crossing the road.
What's black and sits on the bottom of the stairs to the cellar?
Steven Hawking where the experiments went wrong.
Now touring: Stephen Hawking unplugged.
What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just killed?
Isaac Newton died a virgin!😎
What was on Stephen Hawking's gravestone? "Intel inside."
When Stephen Hawking was asked why he was instantly attracted to his new girlfriend, he said, "It's simple, she pushes all the right buttons."
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite TV show?
Robot Wars.
Just a joke: When Stephen Hawking fell over and hurt his leg, his dad said, "It'll get better, just walk it off!"
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He ran out of battery life.
What do you call a gay scientist? Stephen Hawqueen.