Science jokes
A kid is learning about planets in school, when he hears the planet Uranus. Knowing it's the perfect opportunity for a joke, the kid replies, "Where's my anus?"
Why was Stephen Hawking disappointed when he got his Christmas present? It was singing lessons.
When I went to heaven, I saw Steven Hawking standing there. I asked why he isn’t in heaven yet. He said there are stairs.
Why did the electron leave the atom?
Because it wanted to be Argon.
Yo mama so fat, when she had an interview for NASA, they said, "We don't hire planets."
Stephen Hawking died crossing the road. He was hit by a Universal Serial Bus.
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A mega-sore-ass.
Why did the robot eat a lightbulb?
'Cause he was in need of a light snack!
I followed the sun for a day (stood there at noon). I found myself at the same spot.
What does it say on Stephen Hawking's grave?
"Rust in peace."
Could never understand why people would say Stephen Hawking is a dead man walking.
Stephen Hawking has enough money to stand up, but can’t grab the money.
Stephen was a mad role model. He never taught me to stand up for myself.
It’s so sad because Stephen Hawking can’t even stand up for himself after all these mean jokes.
My reverse psychologist told me I didn't have it in me to make a recovery.
Why did the electron leave the atom?
Because it had its ion someone else.
How many apps did he download?
Well, he did run out of storage.
It’s so sad how Stephen Hawking was just rolling too far away from the outlet. RIP :(
It's weird how Stephen Hawking's last name sounds like "walking and talking," but he could not do either of those!
If I get an atom, I would split it with you.