Science jokes
Most of us have been somewhere Stephen Hawking hasn’t: Upstairs.
Well, if Stephen Hawking likes black holes so much, why did he call security when I put my hole on his face?
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite song??
Rollin' and Controllin'.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
Q: Why did the flat earther become gay?
A: He knows a thing or two about giving dome.
Q: Why did he eventually become asexual?
A: He doesn't believe in anything south of the border.
Where do you go when Steve Hawkins dies?
Microsoft.
Stephen Hawking died when he ran out of data for the month.
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What was Stephen Hawking's least favorite invention? The walkie-talkie.
He's in a wheelchair.
What is an astronaut's favorite color? Zoo.
What's white as snow within 15-25 mins after death and then black and blue and red all over?
A corpse, of course!
Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
Why is Mercury so hot? I know, because the sun is killing Mercury.
How to get rid of non-vaccinators: call water a "dehydration vaccine."
A piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner.
"Oh, Bunsen, my flame," the sodium swooned. "I melt whenever I see you!"
The Bunsen burner replied, "Calm down. It's just a phase you're going through."
What is black and at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking's after a fire.
Wanna know why Stephen Hawking died?
He lost his Wi-Fi connection.
I took my girlfriend to the beach and a marine biologist thought she was a beluga whale!