Science jokes
Uranus floats around in space.
Uranus spins on its side.
Uranus is blue.
Uranus is a gas giant.
I asked my lab partner for sodium hypobromate, but he said, "Na Br O."
People might not laugh at my jokes, or have a reaction at all, but I'd explode with euphoria.
Periodically, people might laugh every now and then.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot wheels.
Steven Hawking walks into a bar... no, I'm just kidding.
Is Stephen Hawking under warranty? If so, can I bring him back to Currys PC World?
What do you get when you cross a pig with a dinosaur?
Jurassic Park.
I make chemistry jokes periodically.
What do you do with a dead scientist?
You barium.
How did they know the teacher onboard the spaceship had dandruff?
Cause her Head and Shoulders were everywhere!
Did you hear about Fridgetair
Kelvinator?
What does a skeleton call their great-grandparents?
A fossil.
If I get an atom, I would split it with you.
Literally no one: Why can't you hear the pterodactyl?
Random person: I don't know.
No one: BECAUSE THEY ARE EXTINCT!
Random person: Ha, cool, I guess.
Scientist time travels into the year 2024.
Scientist: So, what happened with the storming of Area 51?
Pedestrian: Oh, you mean The 51 Massacre?
What were Stephen Hawking's last words? "System failure."
How many degrees does it take to change ice into boiling water?
199, because the difference between -100 and +100 is 199 (excluding the zero, because it's not real and it doesn't exist because it's not real).
Get?