Science jokes
How do you die from Alzheimer's? You forget how to breathe.
You’re so lame, you don’t have a superpower!
"Yah, I do!"
Oh yeah? What is it?
"My diaphragm contracts and moves downwards into my chest cavity and my lungs expand!"
That’s breathing, Jim.
"NO IT’S NOT, JACOB, YOU CAN’T PROVE IT!"
If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner. There's usually 90 degrees.
How do you throw a space party?
You planet! 🤣🤣🤣
Stephen Hawking didn't die, he just uploaded himself to the 'net...
I don't get mitosis.
Why did the biology teacher break up with the physics teacher? Because there was no chemistry...
What makes a software developer feel rich?
Their cache.
I was reading a book about anti-gravity, I couldn't put it down!
How do you organize a space party?
You planet.
Q: Why did the flat earther become gay?
A: He knows a thing or two about giving dome.
Q: Why did he eventually become asexual?
A: He doesn't believe in anything south of the border.
What does NASA stand for?
Neil Armweak Sorry Armstrong.
Why couldn’t the guy make bubbles?
He couldn’t find the right solution.
What was the one test that Steven Hawking couldn't pass?
reCAPTCHA
I forgot what lightning was. Then it struck me.
Wanna know why Stephen Hawking died?
He lost his Wi-Fi connection.
Timmy has 5 apples.
His train is 7 minutes early.
Calculate the mass of the sun.
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite food?
His shoulder.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His power went out.
Did you hear how Stephen Hawking died? He lost WiFi connection.