When Stephen Hawking was feeling hungry, he used to call in to his local PC World for a megabyte and some microchips.
Why is Stephen Hawking good at skateboarding? Because he's always on the ramps.
What’s made of wood and is zig zag shaped?
Stephen Hawking's coffin.
Stephen Hawking didn’t die naturally, his carer just forgot to put him on charge.
Stephen Hawking was one of the best scientists ever. Now he's walking up the steps of he... No, he's not walking up the steps of heaven.
A new burger has been invented in memory of Stephen Hawking.
I doubt it will sell though, as it's 95% cabbage.
My phone was at 10%, and my friend said it better not shut down like Stephen Hawking.
What's black and at the top of a staircase?
Not Stephen Hawking.
Looks like he never charged up fully.
Stephen Hawking always wins musical chairs, as he’s always sitting down.
For Stephen Hawking, why is being drunk and having his power shut out the same?
He blacks out.
What do you call an animal underground? A fossil.
What did Stephen Hawking's wife say to him when he came home drunk?
Nothing... she couldn't tell.
Steven Hawking died. I said, "Why? Did his wheelchair break?"
It's weird how Stephen Hawking's last name sounds like "walking and talking," but he could not do either of those!
If Stephen Hawking got into a fight, he could not stand up for himself.
It sucks that Stephen Hawking died so soon, the new Intel update just came out.
I saw Stephen Hawking using an ATM. It is nice to see he had found someone before he shut down.
Now touring: Stephen Hawking unplugged.
Why did Stephen Hawking roll across the road?
Because he had amyotrophic lateral sclerosis.
