Why couldn’t the guy make bubbles?
He couldn’t find the right solution.
Science Jokes
What was the one test that Steven Hawking couldn't pass?
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I forgot what lightning was. Then it struck me.
Wanna know why Stephen Hawking died?
He lost his Wi-Fi connection.
Timmy has 5 apples.
His train is 7 minutes early.
Calculate the mass of the sun.
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite food?
His shoulder.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His power went out.
Did you hear how Stephen Hawking died? He lost WiFi connection.
Water to his Dad, Steam: Hi, Dad, I mist you!
Steam: double-you(w). aich(h). ay(a). tee(t)?
What happens when water loses its bottom jaw?
It had a hurt o-chin (ocean)!
Stephen Hawking died because he got hit by a RAM.
I make science puns, but only periodically.
Think like a proton and stay positive!
Why was the sun afraid of the ocean?
'Cause 7 8 9.
What was Stephen Hawking's last message before he died: "Server shutting down."
How can you tell if an ant is a boy or a girl?
If it sinks it’s a girl. If it floats, it’s boy-ant (buoyant).
Little Jimmy has 5 red apples. His dad's car will arrive in 20 minutes. Calculate the mass of the Sun.
Symptoms of Schizophrenia
The symptoms of this condition are fairly easy to recognize because they stand out so distinctly from a person’s usual behavior. In order for a diagnosis to be made, the person must suffer from two more of the following for at least one month:
Delusions
Hallucinations
When Stephen Hawking found out about physics, he was speechless.
Q: What did one atom say to the other?
A: I have my ion you.
