Science jokes
What did chemical 1 say to chemical 2?
"I think you're overreacting."
A neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a drink?"
The bartender responds, "For you, no charge."
He's fat!
The only reason he died was because Virgin Media wifi crashed.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
His wife forgot to plug his wheelchair into the wall.
"'There is no God.' - Stephen Hawking (2011)
'There is no Stephen Hawking.' - God (2018)"
What runs but does not walk? It's water.
What did the man say when his girlfriend threw sodium and chloride at him?
That’s assault!
A NASA scientist is sitting in a bar when a Martian walks in and orders a martini.
The NASA scientist quickly realizes he is dreaming and wakes up. He turns to his wife and tries to explain the dream, but she rolls over and ignores him because she is tired of listening to him.
The NASA scientist begins to sob because his marriage is in shambles. lmao.
What did Stephen Hawking's wife say to him having sex? "You're wheelie good at this!"
What do you call Stephen Hawking going fast?
Hot Wheels.
What does Stephen Hawking say after sex? That was wheely good.
Do you think Stephen Hawking could ever plug his Instagram or anything?
Just a joke: When Stephen Hawking fell over and hurt his leg, his dad said, "It'll get better, just walk it off!"
What kind of fish knows math?
An anglerfish LOL
Have you ever felt an earthquake? It’s not nature; it’s Brandan Bressler.
I have been reading this book about zero gravity. I can’t seem to put it down.
Did you know Stephen Hawking died in a game? The game was Happy Wheels.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite band?
The Rolling Stones.
He's dead.