Yo momma so fat, she made up of a lot of atoms.
Science Jokes
Why does the mushroom 🍄 have many friends?
Because it’s a fungi.
I wish Stephen Hawking could've just walked—oh wait, never mind.
What's white as snow within 15-25 mins after death and then black and blue and red all over?
A corpse, of course!
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
No? Neither did he.
How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?
It only takes one, but it takes a long time, and the light bulb has to want to change.
What does NASA stand for? Need Another Seven Astronauts.
How do chemists laugh?
HeHe.
Uranus floats around in space.
Uranus spins on its side.
Uranus is blue.
Uranus is a gas giant.
I asked my lab partner for sodium hypobromate, but he said, "Na Br O."
People might not laugh at my jokes, or have a reaction at all, but I'd explode with euphoria.
Periodically, people might laugh every now and then.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot wheels.
Steven Hawking walks into a bar... no, I'm just kidding.
Is Stephen Hawking under warranty? If so, can I bring him back to Currys PC World?
What do you get when you cross a pig with a dinosaur?
Jurassic Park.
I make chemistry jokes periodically.
What do you do with a dead scientist?
You barium.
