Science jokes
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad influence on children?
Because he only looks one way when crossing the road.
Do you know why an atom is positive? He kept his electrons.
What did scientists prove when they saw a skeleton on the moon?
The cow didn’t make it.
If there are 12 fish and 6 drown, how many are left?
12, because fish don't drown.
The real reason Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheelchair.
Uranus is blue from lack of service.
Why did Steven Hawkins die?
Because he got a virus.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His computer got a virus.
What did the pirate say to Argon?
Ar!
Did you hear about the song Rihanna wrote about the tin can?
It was called "S & N."
Why can't dinosaurs talk?
'Cause they're dead.
Stephen Hawking is such a bad role model for our kids.
He only ever looks one way when crossing the street.
Yo momma so fat, she made up of a lot of atoms.
Why does the mushroom 🍄 have many friends?
Because it’s a fungi.
I wish Stephen Hawking could've just walked—oh wait, never mind.
What's white as snow within 15-25 mins after death and then black and blue and red all over?
A corpse, of course!
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
No? Neither did he.
How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?
It only takes one, but it takes a long time, and the light bulb has to want to change.
What does NASA stand for? Need Another Seven Astronauts.
How do chemists laugh?
HeHe.