Compound jokes
I asked my lab partner for sodium hypobromate, but he said, "Na Br O."
As the Navy SEALs burst into Osama Bin Laden's room in his Pakistani compound, his last dying words forever rang in the ears of the SEALs...
"It was just a prank bro."
What did chemical 1 say to chemical 2?
"I think you're overreacting."
A Person that puts a RickRoll in a book is actually the hero we all needed...
All real chemists know that alcohol is always a solution.
I did this chemistry joke yesterday, but I didn't get a reaction.
"Popcorn" means "Photo-Oxidant formation by Plant-emitted Compounds and OH Radicals in Northeastern Germany."
"HO" means a woman, in particular one who has many casual sexual encounters or relationships. So basically, popcorn is a woman in plant based sex encountered a lot in a nazi camp.
Why doesn't Barbie ever get pregnant? Because Ken comes in a different box!
I’d tell a sodium and hydrogen pun, but NaH.
Why isn’t there a pregnant Barbie doll?
Ken came in another box.
Curry.
Oxygen and potassium went on a date. I heard it was OK.
