
Compound jokes
What did chemical 1 say to chemical 2?
"I think you're overreacting."
All real chemists know that alcohol is always a solution.
I did this chemistry joke yesterday, but I didn't get a reaction.
As the Navy SEALs burst into Osama Bin Laden's room in his Pakistani compound, his last dying words forever rang in the ears of the SEALs...
"It was just a prank bro."
Atom
Electron
Couy.
Hana?
Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.
What is the chemical formula for a banana? BaNa2
"Popcorn" means "Photo-Oxidant formation by Plant-emitted Compounds and OH Radicals in Northeastern Germany."
"HO" means a woman, in particular one who has many casual sexual encounters or relationships. So basically, popcorn is a woman in plant based sex encountered a lot in a nazi camp.
I asked my lab partner for sodium hypobromate, but he said, "Na Br O."

