Compound jokes

I asked my lab partner for sodium hypobromate, but he said, "Na Br O."

As the Navy SEALs burst into Osama Bin Laden's room in his Pakistani compound, his last dying words forever rang in the ears of the SEALs...

"It was just a prank bro."

What did chemical 1 say to chemical 2?

"I think you're overreacting."

All real chemists know that alcohol is always a solution.

I did this chemistry joke yesterday, but I didn't get a reaction.

"Popcorn" means "Photo-Oxidant formation by Plant-emitted Compounds and OH Radicals in Northeastern Germany."

"HO" means a woman, in particular one who has many casual sexual encounters or relationships. So basically, popcorn is a woman in plant based sex encountered a lot in a nazi camp.

I’d tell a sodium and hydrogen pun, but NaH.

I was very lonely so I bought some shares. -- It's nice to have a bit of company.

Curry.

Oxygen and potassium went on a date. I heard it was OK.

Like if you have a boyfriend, girlfriend, or husband, or wife, or a crush.