Do people live on the Earth 🌏? Yes, a lot of people live on the Earth 🌎.
Science Jokes
What is a nut that is in outer space?
A broken nut.
Have you ever stepped in Stephen Hawking's house?
Neither has he. 😂😂
RIP boiled water.
You will be mist.
What is your snow ❄️ name? X-ray.
What is black and at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking's after a fire.
NASA is going to probe Uranus, and it might take a while to get there.
Why didn't the boy want to read "2000 Leagues Under the Sea"?
It was too much pressure.
Where was Stephen Hawking buried?
In a black hole. 😂🤣
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He ran out of data.
Steven Hawking lost the Wi-Fi connection on March 14, 2018.
I heard oxygen and magnesium were dating, and I was like, "OMg!"
Science gets you to the moon.
Religion flies you into buildings.
Why is it hard having a relationship with an astronaut?
Because they are always so distant. :-]
What is hard about having a relationship with an astronaut?
They are always so distant! :-]
Stephen Hawking's death was because he lost WiFi connection.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because there was a power cut.
Have you ever walked past Steven Hawking's house?
No, neither has he.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite type of comedy? Stand up.
We used to have a tail on the back... and now it moves forward.
