Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house? No, he hasn't either.
What does NASA stand for? Need Another Seven Astronauts.
Stephen Hawking went on a date and came back with a broken leg. I can't believe she stood him up.
I would tell you a science joke, but I know I won't get a reaction.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on Mars? Mars Rover.
What did the brother cell say when the sister cell stepped on his foot? Ow, mitosis! (my toe, sis)
What do you call Stephen Hawking's wife? Siri.
What do you call dogs dressed as dinosaurs?
Jurassic Bark!
I tried to think of how lighting works.
Then it struck me!
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head and Shoulders.
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Oh, wait, he doesn’t walk.
"BU" is the element of a surprise. Boo!
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
No, neither has he.
Hey, cobalt can't. But tin can ;)
Did you hear that Stephen Hawking wrote a new book? It's called "Around The House in Eighty Days."
What did one cell say to his sister when she stepped on his toe? Mitosis!
What do you get when you insert human DNA into a goat? Banned from the petting zoo!
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal?
His shoulder.
What did one negative say to the other negative? Together we can make a positive.
What did the atom say to the positive in math class? "We could make a positive number!"
