Science jokes
An orphan went up to Nikola Tesla and asked to travel in time. He then saw his parents put him in a building, saying, "You now live here!"
What would the Mandalorian be called if it was made in an aquatic center?
Mandachlorian.
If I looked like Stephen Hawking, I would also be an atheist.
He’s not dead, just his storage unit.
What is yellow? The sun ☀️.
Why doesn’t the sun ☀️ go to college?
Because it has a million degrees.
What is the difference between a magic house 🏠 and a human?
A magic house 🏡 can fly, but a human cannot fly.
Do people live on the Earth 🌏? Yes, a lot of people live on the Earth 🌎.
What is a nut that is in outer space?
A broken nut.
Have you ever stepped in Stephen Hawking's house?
Neither has he. 😂😂
RIP boiled water.
You will be mist.
What is your snow ❄️ name? X-ray.
What is black and at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking's after a fire.
NASA is going to probe Uranus, and it might take a while to get there.
Why didn't the boy want to read "2000 Leagues Under the Sea"?
It was too much pressure.
Where was Stephen Hawking buried?
In a black hole. 😂🤣
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He ran out of data.
Steven Hawking lost the Wi-Fi connection on March 14, 2018.
I heard oxygen and magnesium were dating, and I was like, "OMg!"
Science gets you to the moon.
Religion flies you into buildings.