Science jokes
🌍: You're so hot!
🌎: How are you single?
☀️: I burn anyone who gets too close!
One day, a chemistry teacher asked his student, whose name is Raj, "What is the chemical formula of water?"
The Raj replied, "HIJKLMNO."
The teacher asked, "What is this rubbish?"
The Raj replied, "Yesterday, you taught the chemical formula of water is H2O."
Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
I once asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite... He said, "NaBrO."
Once upon a time, fraternal twins, brother and sister, with almost 100% equal DNA were separated at birth. At the age of 42, they were married, had 2 sons and 2 daughters. They took an ancestryDNA test, and the results were scientifically sexually shocking.
An orphan went up to Nikola Tesla and asked to travel in time. He then saw his parents put him in a building, saying, "You now live here!"
What would the Mandalorian be called if it was made in an aquatic center?
Mandachlorian.
If I looked like Stephen Hawking, I would also be an atheist.
He’s not dead, just his storage unit.
What is yellow? The sun ☀️.
Why doesn’t the sun ☀️ go to college?
Because it has a million degrees.
What is the difference between a magic house 🏠 and a human?
A magic house 🏡 can fly, but a human cannot fly.
Do people live on the Earth 🌏? Yes, a lot of people live on the Earth 🌎.
What is a nut that is in outer space?
A broken nut.
Have you ever stepped in Stephen Hawking's house?
Neither has he. 😂😂
RIP boiled water.
You will be mist.
What is your snow ❄️ name? X-ray.
What is black and at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking's after a fire.
NASA is going to probe Uranus, and it might take a while to get there.
Why didn't the boy want to read "2000 Leagues Under the Sea"?
It was too much pressure.