Science jokes
Science gets you to the moon.
Religion flies you into buildings.
Why is it hard having a relationship with an astronaut?
Because they are always so distant. :-]
What is hard about having a relationship with an astronaut?
They are always so distant! :-]
Stephen Hawking's death was because he lost WiFi connection.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because there was a power cut.
Have you ever walked past Steven Hawking's house?
No, neither has he.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite type of comedy? Stand up.
We used to have a tail on the back... and now it moves forward.
When you're sitting by the mushrooms and you hear one say to the other "Hey, you're a fun guy."
Why did the scientist want to take off his doorbell?
Because he wanted to win the no-bell prize.
What step did the DNA not take in his math equation?
He forgot to adenine!
What's the difference between Stephen and a car? A car loses oil, Stephen loses the ability to walk.
Why was Stephen Hawking's wife mad at him?
She caught him having an affair with his shoulder.
How does Stephen Hawking go to the toilet? He logs out.
What did the sun say to the Earth?
"Am I hot?"
We all know Albert Einstein was a genius, but his brother Frank was a monster.
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad influence on children?
Because he only looks one way when crossing the road.
Do you know why an atom is positive? He kept his electrons.
What did scientists prove when they saw a skeleton on the moon?
The cow didn’t make it.
If there are 12 fish and 6 drown, how many are left?
12, because fish don't drown.