Science

Science jokes

When you're sitting by the mushrooms and you hear one say to the other "Hey, you're a fun guy."

Why did the scientist want to take off his doorbell?

Because he wanted to win the no-bell prize.

What's the difference between Stephen and a car? A car loses oil, Stephen loses the ability to walk.

Why was Stephen Hawking's wife mad at him?

She caught him having an affair with his shoulder.

Why is Stephen Hawking a bad influence on children?

Because he only looks one way when crossing the road.

The real reason Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheelchair.