When you're sitting by the mushrooms and you hear one say to the other "Hey, you're a fun guy."
Science Jokes
Why did the scientist want to take off his doorbell?
Because he wanted to win the no-bell prize.
What step did the DNA not take in his math equation?
He forgot to adenine!
What's the difference between Stephen and a car? A car loses oil, Stephen loses the ability to walk.
Why was Stephen Hawking's wife mad at him?
She caught him having an affair with his shoulder.
How does Stephen Hawking go to the toilet? He logs out.
What did the sun say to the Earth?
"Am I hot?"
We all know Albert Einstein was a genius, but his brother Frank was a monster.
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad influence on children?
Because he only looks one way when crossing the road.
Do you know why an atom is positive? He kept his electrons.
What did scientists prove when they saw a skeleton on the moon?
The cow didn’t make it.
If there are 12 fish and 6 drown, how many are left?
12, because fish don't drown.
The real reason Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheelchair.
Uranus is blue from lack of service.
Why did Steven Hawkins die?
Because he got a virus.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His computer got a virus.
What did the pirate say to Argon?
Ar!
Did you hear about the song Rihanna wrote about the tin can?
It was called "S & N."
Why can't dinosaurs talk?
'Cause they're dead.
Stephen Hawking is such a bad role model for our kids.
He only ever looks one way when crossing the street.
