What’s Stephen Hawkins favourite shampoo and conditioner?
Head and shoulders.
Science Jokes
What do you call Stephen Hawking on his period?
Mario Kart.
What was the first man made out of? Adams! (Atoms)
Why did Bob fall? Because gravity was mad at him.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
*Windows turning off*
Stephen Hawking died when he ran out of data for the month.
Oh baby, there's about to be 7 planets because I'm gonna destroy Uranus.
I’m reading a book on antigravity right now.
It’s impossible to put down.
How did Stephen Hawking actually die?
He lost Wi-Fi connection.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words? The Microsoft shutdown sound.
The sun is already bright, stupid!
Why does Stephen Hawking only do one liners?
He can't do stand-ups.
Stephen Hawking, more like ice cream!
What do you call a cross between a computer and a vampire bat?
Love at first byte! <3
God: “Steven, join us.”
Sees the staircase to Heaven.
Steven: “Ahh, fu-”
Stephen Hawking would be a bad Pokemon.
He'd always be paralyzed, and his only move would be tackle!
Stephen Hawking couldn't drink anything.
He'd break if he did.
Who's the best at musical chairs?
Stephen Hawking.
His wife shut off the internet.
Your mamma's so fat, the aliens call her their mother ship!
