Science jokes
He lost Wifi connection...
The one thing I love about Steven is he stood up for all of his haters. Just kidding!
Have you ever stepped in Stephen Hawking's house?
Neither has he.
How did Stephen Hawking make it up the stairway to heaven?
Well, he didn’t; they invented an elevator.
What is the thirstiest ocean in the world?
The Gulf of Mexico lol!
He drove too far away from the wall, and the cord unplugged.
Stephen Hawking died because he lost Wi-Fi connection.
What’s Stephen Hawkins favourite shampoo and conditioner?
Head and shoulders.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on his period?
Mario Kart.
What was the first man made out of? Adams! (Atoms)
Why did Bob fall? Because gravity was mad at him.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
*Windows turning off*
Stephen Hawking died when he ran out of data for the month.
Oh baby, there's about to be 7 planets because I'm gonna destroy Uranus.
I’m reading a book on antigravity right now.
It’s impossible to put down.
How did Stephen Hawking actually die?
He lost Wi-Fi connection.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words? The Microsoft shutdown sound.
The sun is already bright, stupid!
Why does Stephen Hawking only do one liners?
He can't do stand-ups.
Stephen Hawking, more like ice cream!