Science jokes
Have you ever walked in to Stephen Hawking's house?
No, neither has he.
The reason Steven Hawking died is he lost his internet connection.
There is a really, really small guy and his name is Adam, so I say, "Hey, look, it's an atom!"
Why is a moon rock tastier than an Earth rock? It’s a little meteor.
Why did Steven Hawking go to hell?
Because there is a stairway to heaven.
A man was at the temperature -273.15°C. He was OK.
For some reason, quarks sound really strange to me.
Q. What did one Iron atom say to the other Iron atom?
A. "We're in the Matrix."
Two atoms were walking on a street. One atom said to the other: "I'm feeling really positive today," and the other replied: "I know. I stole your electron." Then the first atom said "How Ionic."
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
Have you ever stepped foot in Stephen Hawking's house? 'Cause he hasn't either.
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Why did the doctor check out Earth?
He had a tummy quake.
What is, tyyyyyy a tree is it is the difference between a?
Where do astronauts 👩🚀 keep their sandwiches 🥪?
In their launch box! 🚀📦😂
What is the difference between the snow ❄️ and sun 🌞? Snow is slippery, and the other kind 🧒 of weather is not slippery.
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What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Heads and Shoulders?
How did the skeleton know it was going to rain? He read the weather forecast, you fucking idiot!