Science jokes
Why did Steven Hawking go to hell?
Because there is a stairway to heaven.
A man was at the temperature -273.15°C. He was OK.
For some reason, quarks sound really strange to me.
Q. What did one Iron atom say to the other Iron atom?
A. "We're in the Matrix."
Two atoms were walking on a street. One atom said to the other: "I'm feeling really positive today," and the other replied: "I know. I stole your electron." Then the first atom said "How Ionic."
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
Have you ever stepped foot in Stephen Hawking's house? 'Cause he hasn't either.
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Hi 👋! I love 💕 you! Ooooooo!
Why did the doctor check out Earth?
He had a tummy quake.
What is, tyyyyyy a tree is it is the difference between a?
Where do astronauts 👩🚀 keep their sandwiches 🥪?
In their launch box! 🚀📦😂
What is the difference between the snow ❄️ and sun 🌞? Snow is slippery, and the other kind 🧒 of weather is not slippery.
Steven Hawking
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Heads and Shoulders?
How did the skeleton know it was going to rain? He read the weather forecast, you fucking idiot!
🌍: You're so hot!
🌎: How are you single?
☀️: I burn anyone who gets too close!
One day, a chemistry teacher asked his student, whose name is Raj, "What is the chemical formula of water?"
The Raj replied, "HIJKLMNO."
The teacher asked, "What is this rubbish?"
The Raj replied, "Yesterday, you taught the chemical formula of water is H2O."
Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
I once asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite... He said, "NaBrO."