When you accidentally turn in your suicide note instead of your essay to the teacher, but she still gives you an A
What’s the difference between a feminist and a school shooter
A school shooter actually makes an impact on its targets
I found this at school
If I was a history teacher I’d make the two twins stand up and throw a paper airplane at them
What does a Mag and a Clip have incommon...... They are both good at School
I asked my Dad the other day.."At what age is it ok to have sex with girls?"He replied "When they leave school son, they are legal" Apparently 3.15pm is not what he meant.
Q: why are school shooting jokes funny
A: because their intended for a young audience.
In middle school, we had to create words with magnet letters. Some kid laid the word "Animal Therapist". I changed one space and got sent home :/
"Where do young trees go to learn?" "Elementree school."
Don’t you hate it when you are driving in a school zone, and the speedbump starts screaming?
What is a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling
What time would it be if Godzilla came to school? Time to run!
Which school supply is king of the classroom? A ruler
What is a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hisssssstory.
