Quiet Kid: *reaches into bag*
Teacher: EVERYBODY RUN!
School Jokes
Teacher: Alright class, let's sing our ABC's!
The gay kid: LGBTQRSTUVWXYZ
One day, during lunch, a Spanish kid came up to my other friend and asked her questions in Spanish, and when she was about to say something, I popped out and said, “GO AWAY OR I WILL SUE YOU WITH BRIANNA’S SEVEN/7 LAWYERS!!!!(AKA, her seven/7 shoes.)”
John and Chloe are in school arguing about who has the more heroic grandfather.
Chloe says, "My grandfather killed 50 Nazis, he's so heroic!"
John says, "So what? My grandfather KILLED Hitler!"
Why was the American kid late to school?
Because he was too busy putting on his bulletproof vest.
Teacher: Stand up if you think you are stupid.
After a while, a student stands up.
Teacher: So you think you are stupid?
Student: No, I'm not stupid. I just felt bad because you were standing by yourself.
So, I was in the bathroom at school washing up, and this girl walked out of the stall and she was like, "Hey, can you make me laugh? I have been having a pretty bad day." And I was like, "Sure." I was like, "Come here." So she came over to me. I was like, "Girl, look at yourself in the mirror." And she started laughing so hard, and she said, "I'm so ugly."
At school, this gurl was like, "You're ugly!" And I'm like, "Gurl, your mirror cracks the moment you step in front of it."
How much you wanna bet you will not repeat my name out loud (at school/work)?
The gay kid tried to shoot up the school, but his shots would not go straight.
What do orphans and homework have in common?
Everybody forgets about them.
Your forehead is so big that the teachers use it as a whiteboard.
Mom asks, "Why are you are THIS show??? It's DISTRACTING you from SCHOOL!!!!!"
The child says, "Don't you mean SCHOOL is distracting ME from this AWESOME show?"
Mom whispers, "Oh, you DEAD."
Do you know what the hardest part of school is?
Why is 6 scared of 7?
7 ate 9 and 10!
My math teacher keeps telling me to find his x. It's kinda creepy.
Why are most school shooters mostly white?
Because Black lives MATTER.
Why don’t spiders go back to school?
Because they learn everything on the web.
I fucking hate school, god damn!
Bully: I wasn't talking to you.
Me: Then why are you listening?
