School jokes
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some FRESH RHYMES in the cafeteria!
What is the leader of the school supplies?
The ruler!
I got sent to the principal's office for giving an orphan kid a family-size pack.
What is the difference between a Taliban outpost and a Pakistani primary school?
I don't know... I just fly the drone.
What did Rengoku say to his class?
"Set your school ablaze!"
Huh, school really is different these days.
Devora Malka, the Nora School, Silver Springs, Maryland, also known as Opal.
Teacher on school bus, "Everybody sit down now, the bus is about to start."
Ben: "I’m not going to sit down. I don’t want to."
Teacher: "You have to, or else you have to get off the bus."
Teacher: "*stands up*"
Ben: "Then you should get off the bus 'cause you're not sitting."
When I nailed the quiz, my teacher wasn't very happy. I wasn't either with all those paper cuts.
Oof.
TELL ME YOU'VE DONE THIS WITHOUT TELLING ME YOU'VE DONE THIS.!!! So, we all know when y'all were in school, y'all would fart, but y'all would try to make it silent, but for me, that one day I farted loud, and everyone could hear. Everyone got to blame the annoying kid.
Teacher: Jeff, why did you throw a paper plane at the twins?
Jeff: You wouldn't get it, miss.
You was reaching into you’re backpack and the whole class jumped through the window.
Yo mama is so stupid, she had to retake preschool 20 times!
Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently reprimand the child. Smiling sweetly, the Sunday school teacher said, “Johnny, when I was a little girl, I was told if I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that.”
Little Johnny looked up and replied, “Well, Ms Smith, you can’t say you weren’t warned!”
Why did the AI go to school?
To upgrade from "Artificially Intelligent" to "Artificially Hilarious"!
Ha ha ha. It is so funny. I hope you enjoy, fellow humans.
What do you call a high school student?
Alone and depressed.
What is 9+9? 18.
What is 9+10? 19.
What is 9+11? -2996.
Why do orphans cause trouble at school?
So the teachers will call their parents.
When the school shooter finds you under the table,
"Wonderful weather we're having!"
I was going to go hunting but then I realized, schools are closed due to covid.
Why did the math book look so sad?
Because it has many problems.