School jokes

Is anyone else on here because it's not blocked on the school laptop?

Where do math teachers go on vacation? Times Square.

So, I was in school, and there was a number saying "696969," so I said to my mother, "What does it mean?" She said, "Your fucking dad and I!"

Mom: Son, did you go to school?

Son: What if I said yes?

Mom: You are in school! *slap*

Son: Mom, I am moving out and I am moving in with my girlfriend.

Mom: You are with...? Please don't move out =(

Son: Mom, stop! So what if I am moving out? I am moving into my girlfriend's home. It's only for school.

Mom: Well, you are kicked out of my home!

Son: Good.

Mom: I am sad now. Why did he move out?

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Why do orphans cause trouble at school?

So the teachers will call their parents.

My teacher: Oliver will be transitioning.

Me: tRaNsItIoNiNg!!!!

My teacher: He will be transitioning from primary school to secondary school.

Me: I thought you meant another transitioning...

My son told me he has to bring an object for show and tell at school.

So I had him bring my wife.

Why did the rapper become a teacher?

Because they had a knack for dropping KNOWLEDGE.

The gay kid tried to shoot up the school, but his shots would not go straight.

What's a school shooter's favorite flower?

Columbine.

What’s an orphan's high school nickname?

Lone stone.

My classmate, Hailey Legacy.

So the fire alarm went off, but as soon as they walked out of the classroom, the only fire they saw was out of a gun.

Someone forgot to do half the questions in the history test.

And that's what made him go down in history.

What do birds use to check their grades?

Air-ies...

Why is there a middle school?

Because the kids that go there are middle class families.

When you fail art school.

Voting is like doing a group project in school.

I did my part, but I’m worried the rest of you are going to fuck this up.

Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil? It's pointless.

Bully: Ha, guess what?

Nerd: What?

Bully: You are adopted.

Nerd: At least I was wanted!