"What's your name, son?" The principal asked his student. The kid replied, "D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir." "Do you have a stutter?" the principal asked. The student answered, "No sir, my dad has a stutter but the guy who registered my name was a real jerk."
Teacher: what's 3 minus 1? Me: i don't know Teacher: how about this, you have three cakes, I take one how many cakes do you have? Me: three Teacher: If I take one cake from your three what do you have? Me: three cakes and a dead teacher. 👑
Teacher: what's your favorite animal
Me: Desert Eagle
Teacher:why?
Me:cause it fits in my backpack
What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.
What school subject does an orphan Love,. PE because they actually get picked.
Fortnite is just like high school. you get off the bus and start shooting everybody
I wrote down a speech at home yesterday. When I got to school I was speechless.
The Orphan started crying at school when he got suspended and had to go home
teacher: if u keep talking over me i'll call your parents! Orphan: YOU WILL?
Would do you do when you finish a magazine at the school, put another one in and continue
How does a peadophile help a kid with maths? He adds the bed, divides the clothes and multiples with the whole classroom.
When the school shooter kills the teacher and the autistic kid declares communism
What did the Indian boy say to his mother as he left for school? -- Mumbai!
A Child asks his teacher to go to the toilet "before you go recite the alphabet" the teacher says a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z "good but wheres the p?" "running down my leg"
Those poor kids at Sandy Hook, all they wanted was books. Instead, they got magazines
Someone at school judged my grammar. I judged theirs by the terms "school" and "rifle range" being mixed up the next day.
I wasn’t understanding what I had to do for homework, so my teacher said “ Let me break it down for you like the twin towers.”
i got in trouble in school for leaving the depressed kid hanging
Teacher: where's you homework? Student: at home... Teacher: what's it doing there? Student: having a better time than me.
Friend: did your tattoos hurt Me: nah not really Friend: What did they feel like Me: 7th grade Friend:😶😶😨😰😰😰😨
