School jokes
When the school shooter kills the teacher and the autistic kid declares communism
My teacher made us watch a movie about the struggles of being an overweight person in this day and age.
It was really heavy on me.
I bet Kobe failed flying school.
I hate school. I mean, why can't you pull out a 12 gauge and shoot everyone, including the teachers?! This generation is too soft, man.
When you were late to school and your teacher called you tardy, she meant that in more ways than one.
At school, I love to have fun!
You know, that I see my sister at home from school. She says everyone bullies me. I say, "Because you're a fat a**."
Eric's mom asked her son why his bag was heavy and if it was because of books. Eric replied, "No, magazines."
This kid lost Kahoot, so he shot up the school.
Q: Why did the math book look so sad?
A: Because of all its problems.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To learn his ABCs (All 'Bout Cash)!
Say what you want against pedophiles, but they slow down in school zones.
Why is it that when in PE, it's fine for someone to say "boys against girls", but in public when I say "blacks against whites" or "boys against girls" I'm the bad guy?
Why can't orphans fail a test?
Because the teacher is gonna ask their parents to sign it.
I was at school one day, and my teacher gave me homework. Once I got home, I did not do my homework, but I watched TV. After the movie, I finally went to go do my homework. I was almost done with my homework when I got to the last question. I didn't know the answer, so I asked the closest living being to me, which was my dog, and I asked him: what's two minus two? He said nothing.
Bring out your weapons, people.
It's bullying time.
Guess who I saw at school today? Everyone I looked at. loooooooool
True fact: School shooters aren’t dangerous to you if you're the school shooter.
Me: Mrs., can I read my book?
Teacher: Sure.
Me: *watching my Chromebook*
I hated getting bullied in school because I could never stand up for myself.