School jokes
Why did the AI go to school?
To upgrade from "Artificially Intelligent" to "Artificially Hilarious"!
Ha ha ha. It is so funny. I hope you enjoy, fellow humans.
So if you say a bear shoots children, and Leah likes Mason Boswells, and I go to Benjamin Adlard year 6.
Why did the math book look so sad?
Because it has many problems.
Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently reprimand the child. Smiling sweetly, the Sunday school teacher said, “Johnny, when I was a little girl, I was told if I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that.”
Little Johnny looked up and replied, “Well, Ms Smith, you can’t say you weren’t warned!”
I barged into a Halloween party at my school with my air-soft AR-15!
I was so scary, EVERYONE ran away!
Went to school today, had to yell at my friend that he wasn't on the clock.
He continued to swing on the pole in front of children.
When the school shooter finds you under the table,
"Wonderful weather we're having!"
What's big and yellow...?
A bus full of kids.
The depressed kid at school tried giving the tree a high five.
It left him hanging.
When the school shooter kills five people, and the autistic kid yells, "Heroes never die!"
Draw an accurate diagram representing the elephant genitalia. Use all 30 sheets of paper provided.
300? You are a 3.0.
Me: Mom, if Adam and Eve are white, then how were slaves made?
Mom: Well, Eve and the monkey fucked each other.
Me: Oh, okay.
Goes to school.
Teacher: How were humans made?
Me: Eve fucked the monkeys.
Teacher: 😑
I’m enyaw and I fancy my PE teacher. She is called Kelly Pearce and I go to Beckfoot Oakbank. I always watch her because I am a creep. I live at school under the stairs, but I also try [to] follow her home, and if I'm unsuccessful I look her up on a dodgy website and go on Google maps and look at her door.
The Lenovo computers at school stopped working.
They had to call an archeologist.
The gay kid tried to shoot up the school, but his shots would not go straight.
One day, during lunch, a Spanish kid came up to my other friend and asked her questions in Spanish, and when she was about to say something, I popped out and said, “GO AWAY OR I WILL SUE YOU WITH BRIANNA’S SEVEN/7 LAWYERS!!!!(AKA, her seven/7 shoes.)”
Why don't the giraffes go to elementary school? Because they are already in high school.
Where do surfers go to school?
Boarding school.
"Have fun at school night" is what?