Priests Drive Slowly

The humor comes from the stereotype of priests being generally good people who would never speed in a school zone. It's a little bit of a backhanded compliment, suggesting they might not be great in other ways, but are at least safe drivers around kids.

• Priest
• Driver
• Religion
• Safety
• Priest's
• School zones

• Say what you want about pedophiles, but at least they drive slow through school zones.
• Why are cops worried about drunk drivers and not elderly drivers?
• "Can we at least give them one credit—for abiding the traffic laws?"
• The priest is gay.