School Jokes

Teacher: this assignment is big. Student(male): I have something that’s big. Teacher: yeah your forehead

When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”.

why did the girl study in the tree she wanted a higher education

When you're the only one bullying the weird kid and you're absent on the day he shoots up the school. ̄\_(ツ)_/ ̄

What has more brains then the Columbine Students? The wall behind them xD

Why did the pirate kids ride the short bus to school?

Because they were retarrrrrrrrrded

I was in math class and we were learning geometry. My teacher said PENTAGON then all of a sudden PENALDO burst into the room! He thought we were talking about PENS so he came looking for some because he's a finished pen merchant! Shame on you Penaldo for ruining my education 🤬 !

When the school shooter says "Everybody get down!" and the autistic kid thinks it's Simon Says: 🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️

What school does a depressed middle school kid go to?

Kms

what do you call a priest that graduated from law school

father in law

are you a white van because i would love to put children in you.

What did the depressed kid do in P.E play with the Jump Rope but they used it the wrong way

I asked my Dad the other day.."At what age is it ok to have sex with girls?"He replied "When they leave school son, they are legal" Apparently 3.15pm is not what he meant.

My (at the time) boyfriend told our chemistry teacher that blood is corrosive to steel.

Anyways, my sharpener isn’t working because the blade has been too badly damaged from something else...

i saw a monkey outside of school and said a look a monkey i got expelled the next day.

(some kid crying because hes an orphan and kids are bulling him) teacher:HEY i was a orphan to so if you bully him your basicly trying to bully me too me:OOF teacher:now is somebody not here? me:your parents

Today we had a test on september 11th in school. I got a 9/11

John and Chloe are in school arguing about who has the more heroic grandfather. Chloe says "My grandfather killed 50 Nazis, he's so heroic" John says "So what? My grandfather KILLED Hitler"

The Good Old Days > You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life.