School jokes

There is this girl at school, and she gets bullied for being in a wheelchair.

Why doesn’t she stand up for herself?

Why was the orphan able to avoid getting into trouble at school?

Because they couldn’t call his parents!

Yesterday on the school bus my friend in front of me said she was 41% Irish and 15% Mexican.

Then my friend sitting next to me said, “Wow, almost half leprechaun!”

Then I said, “Yeah, and 15 percent wall climber!”

Guess who I saw at school today? Everyone I looked at. loooooooool

What's the difference between a gun and chips? When you bring it to class, everyone starts wanting to be your friend.

I fell in love with my teacher.

Which is weird because I am home schooled.

The teacher says to do your homework. I do. My friends do. One person never does any of his homework.

Eventually, we had to have fun. He said he didn't do it. WOW what did he do? I like to think he got smacked and nearly committed suicide.

RICK: GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT OH GUESS WHAT MOTHERFUCKER OR IMMA SAY IT!!!!!!

Richard: What????

Rick: So before Donald Trump's impeachment, he said, "The Coronavirus will end on March 32nd 2021."

Richard: Your from planet Earth where there's a March 32nd. Enjoy it, *stupid dumb fuck brother*.

Rick: Oh I will.

*It was the day March 21st*

*9 Days later*

*March 31st*

Rick: oh I cant wait until tomorrow!!!!!!!!!! Ooh im so excited im gonna give my friends a big ole bro hug and hand shake i miss the muhfuckin dudes man

*one day later*

*He got his school uniform waiting for the bus not seeing it*

Rick:....... wai......Huh!?!?...... hol....up

BITCH IM AND IDIOT THERE IS NO MOTHERFUCKING MARCH 32ND THIS IS THE MOTHERFUCKING 1ST OF APRIL TRUMP DUMBASS

*Richard*

*oh he's the dumbass*

I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into the school fire and said, "Hot wheels!"

Alright, class, we have 39 students and 40 seats.

That one dyslexic kid thinking he’s Superman:

What kind of bus is yellow? A school bus driver.

The teacher called Little Johnny to her desk. She said: “This essay you’ve written about your pet dog is exactly the same essay your brother has written.”

“Of course it is,” said Johnny. “It’s the same dog.”

I went fishing with my grandpa, and my fishing line caught the attention of a school of fish. I told him to get my gun.

A black man said, "Where are the young ones?"

Why was the Cheetah not allowed to do tests?

Because it always cheated.

What did Osama get on his test when he was a kid? A 9/11.

Over summer, I shot up my school and left a note saying, "I could have done this anytime!"

So I saw a 15 year old kid near a 15 year old girl checking her out.

Then I told him, "What are you doing?"

He told me he will decorate her locker, donate a lot of money to her, and buy her a lot of stuff.

He then told me how easy would that be?

I told him: "That sounds pretty SIMPle."

Do you know what the hardest part of school is?

A young boy walked up to his dad and asked, "Daddy, why are you banned from coming to elementary school?"

The dad calmly replies, "Because that's how I met your mother."

I'm glad we're all going virtual so I can cuss in front of my class and blame it on my stupid siblings.