School jokes
So, at school there are these twins. At my school, I folded two paper airplanes to throw at them. Once I realized why it felt so wrong to do it, I had already threw them. I hit the north, then the south one.
Spend all night in a dark humor webpage.
Go to an orphanage today and read it to them.
And I'm sure if you go to a school for disabled children, they should understand it.
Why did the skeleton not go to prom?
Because he had no body to go with.
Why don't orphans go on trips at school?
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When you get suspended from school for giving the deaf kid AirPods for his birthday.
I went to school with a gay guy who was really smart, but he always got mad that he got straight A's instead of getting all the D's.
Donald Trump is so smart he got to take a cognitive test 4 times.
And if you think that's impressive, wait until you hear how many times he got to retake first grade.
I put a magnet in my butthole and made the teachers smell it.
In our history class we were on our China unit and learning a little about gunpowder.
And I said "WOAH THAT'S LIT!"
I pushed my best friend's chair in class. Now I kinda feel bad that he was in a wheelchair.
Why did Sally decide to fly to school?
She couldn't drive.
When the school shooter enters the classroom and it's the quiet kid's dad.
Y'all, I'm suspended till Wednesday and can't do much cuz I'm on a tablet, not my computer. Tell autterpop I won't be on till Wednesday or after.
Where did Jeffrey Epstein go to college?
Bring them young.
A student got a bad letter grade, so the next day he came back with his own letter grade in his backpack: an A-K47.
2019 Senior Prank: Hey fellas, let's black out the school. Haha, we're so sneaky, oh yes!
2020 Senior Prank: Hey guys, I'm a tech whiz, let's spread a rumor on the internet saying a disease called the corona virus exists! Haha, it'd be so funny and good, even the whole world might fall for it!
Everyone in December 2020 looks at tech whiz: "...you son of a b*tch!!!"
Tech whiz: "You guys are the a**holes! I mean you fell for it for a whole year!"
What's yellow all over and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
My mum is a vegan. She brings us to after school seitan.
Bully: Have you ever heard of a brain?
Stupid kid: No.
Bully: You should go get one!
Stupid kid: Wwwwaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!
What's the worst place to teach an orphan? Homeschool.