Teacher: Hey Timmy (the quiet kid) what comes after x The Quiet kid: splosion Teacher: What comes after A The Quiet kid: K-47 Teacher: faints
Whats the worst place to teach an orphan. Homeschool
I was struggling on a math test when a girl in a wheelchair leaned over and said, "Hey, this is the easiest thing I've done all day. " I was triggered, so the next day when we were doing the pledge, I leaned over and said, "This is the easiest thing I've done all day."
I Copied my friends work It's not like the teacher can tell my parent's
What’s the only other advantage of being an orphan? The teacher can’t give you homework.
Mom! Mom! My classmates called me an orphan! -
little johnny was late to class the teacher ask him where was he little johnny said i was on top of marry hill the a kid comes late to class and also said he was on marry hill then a little girl thats about 4 or 5 comes in the teacher ask who are you she said IM MARRY HILL
what did the orphans parent say when he got bad grades nothing he doen't have any
Why did the student cannibal rush to the cafeteria? He wanted to eat ahead of the others.
what does a chicken give you Student: meat What does a pig give you Student: bacon What does a fat cow give you Student: homework
Denki- hey mineta i have a joke Mineta- ..go on.. Denki- Ochakos booty Mineta- i dont get it? Denki- exactly Mineta- *cries T_T*
What does a cow use in school? A cowculater
Teachers: Do you give your mother that attitude? Orphan: ...
who's a pineapple? I'm a pineapple...Yass teacher and kid kid: hey teacher: yes kid: would you punish me for something I didn't do? teacher: of course not kid: well I didn't do my homework
What's the difference between a teacher and a train?
The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"
if you shoot at a school of fish?
COULD YOU CALL IT A SCHOOL SHOOTING?????
What is harder than steel.
Michael Jackson on a primary school oval.😂
How do you tell the difference between a Palestinian elementary school and a terrorist training camp? Answer... I don't know, I just fly the drone.
Where can you find the freshest vegetables? A school for the disabled!
quite kid reaches down and class starts running quite kid: whats wrong pulling out my co
