School jokes

Why was the American kid late to school?

Because he was too busy putting on his bulletproof vest.

What do you do when a French kid steals your pencil?

Load your MP-40 and tell him that you give him a history lesson on WWII.

School sucks, just like you, get roasted nerds.

School's being safe.

You know shit is going down when anything pumped up kicks related is brought into school.

Gwen I set out some chats for us just got to pr!

Btw I can't chat because I lost my internet stuff, so I am using my school computer. I don't have long, but I will make sure to have some time 4 u.

Why can't orphans go to parents' evening? Because their parents left them.

Why don't the giraffes go to elementary school? Because they are already in high school.

Two kids were beating up a kid in an alley, so I stepped in to help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.

I'm in school lol.

Teacher: Everyone, tomorrow is bring your mom to school day.

Me: Sorry but my mom's not gonna make it.

Teacher: Why?

Me: I'm an orphan, bitch.

My teacher: Oliver will be transitioning.

Me: tRaNsItIoNiNg!!!!

My teacher: He will be transitioning from primary school to secondary school.

Me: I thought you meant another transitioning...

There was a new kid in my school. The first thing the teacher said was, "Me, you, the basement NOW!"

Why do orphans have to be homeschooled?

Because they can't be home schooled.

What games do bats like to play at recess?

Me and my friends were telling puns. My teacher said we should be “pun-ished.”

Why couldn't the bicycle stand? It was two tired...

Me: Knock, knock.

Teacher: Who is there?

Me: Boo.

Teacher: Boo who?

Me: Stop being a crybaby and open the door!

Teacher: ......

Me: Aw man, detention again.

Teacher: "Stand up, class!"

She is sitting down.

Teacher: "Whoever stands up is stupid!"

Why was the math book sad at the rapper?

Because it knew it couldn't count on his bars.

Why did the rapper go to school?

To get DE-GREEZ.