School jokes

Why don't the giraffes go to elementary school? Because they are already in high school.

After the school shooting, Joe pretended to be a victim while his sister ate the flesh of the fallen.

Why are most school shooters mostly white?

Because Black lives MATTER.

Why was the American kid late to school?

Because he was too busy putting on his bulletproof vest.

What do you do when a French kid steals your pencil?

Load your MP-40 and tell him that you give him a history lesson on WWII.

Why did the math book look so sad?

Because it has many problems.

I fell in love with my teacher.

Which is weird because I am home schooled.

Can teachers give homework to orphans?

Are you a school? Cause I wanna shoot some kids inside of you.

School sucks, just like you, get roasted nerds.

School's being safe.

You know shit is going down when anything pumped up kicks related is brought into school.

There was a new kid in my school. The first thing the teacher said was, "Me, you, the basement NOW!"

Two kids were beating up a kid in an alley, so I stepped in to help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.

I'm in school lol.

Teacher: Everyone, tomorrow is bring your mom to school day.

Me: Sorry but my mom's not gonna make it.

Teacher: Why?

Me: I'm an orphan, bitch.

Gwen I set out some chats for us just got to pr!

Btw I can't chat because I lost my internet stuff, so I am using my school computer. I don't have long, but I will make sure to have some time 4 u.

Why can't orphans go to parents' evening? Because their parents left them.

Why do orphans have to be homeschooled?

Because they can't be home schooled.

Why was the math book sad at the rapper?

Because it knew it couldn't count on his bars.

What is 9+9? 18.

What is 9+10? 19.

What is 9+11? -2996.