What did the teacher say to the student?
Orange you glad to see me?
Why are school shootings branded “very American”?
1. They usually happen in the USA.
2. They’re like the Fourth of July: there’s a lot of loud banging and kids screaming.
My grades.
Little Johnny brought a baseball bat to school.
The teacher asked why he had one. He said, "I need it to beat up the principal!"
When the principal found out what Little Johnny had said, well, let’s just say Little Johnny didn’t need no baseball bat to kill him.
Why is calculus called calc? Because you need a calculator. Lol.
I thought of telling my teachers that I am transgender so I get to wear my AirPods in class.
Your forehead is so big, it's bigger than a school!
Did you hear about the emo kid who auditioned for the school play?
He made the cut.
What does a Hufflepuff wolf say? “I will huffle and puff, and blow your house down!”
That is related to Harry Potter 🧙🏼♂️.
Dumb kid: What does homework mean?
Teacher: J0K35? (J0K35 is me btw) can you explain to DK what homework means, please?
Me:
"Half Of My Existence Wasted On Random Knowledge"
Your Mom tells you to take out the trash, and the next day the Police are asking if you bombed the School.
Grove Christian School is a great school in Richmond, Virginia. I recommend that you go there.
Why did everyone dislike Little Johnny at school?
'Cause he pierced everyone's livers with a .357 magnum.
Why do orphans suck at homework?
Because they don’t have a home.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
Because they can’t get their parents’ permission.
Mom! Mom! The class called me an orphan.
Teacher: Go through the ABCs in pre-school.
Me: Hey, teacher, omae wa mou shindeiru!
Teacher: NANI!?!?
I was once playing the bottle flip challenge on the school table with my friend, and when it was his turn, the bottle fell to his eggplant! 😱😂
Why is an orphan's least favorite day field trip day?
Because they can't get a parent's signature.
What is the difference between the human and a human and walk home walk and walk walk home and walk walk home from school?
