School jokes
What do you do when a French kid steals your pencil?
Load your MP-40 and tell him that you give him a history lesson on WWII.
Why are most school shooters mostly white?
Because Black lives MATTER.
Why was the American kid late to school?
Because he was too busy putting on his bulletproof vest.
Why do orphans love school?
'Cause people actually come back.
Why do gay people get bad grades?
Because they don't get straight A's.
Are you a school? Cause I wanna shoot some kids inside of you.
I fell in love with my teacher.
Which is weird because I am home schooled.
Can teachers give homework to orphans?
Me: Knock, knock.
Teacher: Who is there?
Me: Boo.
Teacher: Boo who?
Me: Stop being a crybaby and open the door!
Teacher: ......
Me: Aw man, detention again.
Teacher: "Stand up, class!"
She is sitting down.
Teacher: "Whoever stands up is stupid!"
Why did the math book look so sad?
Because it has many problems.
After the school shooting, Joe pretended to be a victim while his sister ate the flesh of the fallen.
Why can't orphans go to parents' evening? Because their parents left them.
School's being safe.
You know shit is going down when anything pumped up kicks related is brought into school.
School sucks, just like you, get roasted nerds.
Gwen I set out some chats for us just got to pr!
Btw I can't chat because I lost my internet stuff, so I am using my school computer. I don't have long, but I will make sure to have some time 4 u.
Why don't the giraffes go to elementary school? Because they are already in high school.
Two kids were beating up a kid in an alley, so I stepped in to help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.
I'm in school lol.
Teacher: Everyone, tomorrow is bring your mom to school day.
Me: Sorry but my mom's not gonna make it.
Teacher: Why?
Me: I'm an orphan, bitch.