School jokes
Alright, class, we have 39 students and 40 seats.
That one dyslexic kid thinking he’s Superman:
I hate "the woke" so much, I got mad when my mom said I "woke" up late for school.
I pulled my kid out of school after a woke teacher taught my six-year-old about pronouns! Yesterday, it was "he/she," today, "they/it," tomorrow, "I/you/we!"
In Junior High, we had to do a report on euthanasia. I misunderstood the report and wrote about how I'd really like a Korean girlfriend.
When you were late to school and your teacher called you tardy, she meant that in more ways than one.
What did Rengoku say to his class?
"Set your school ablaze!"
Not to brag, but I defeated our local chess champion in less than five moves.
Finally my high school karate lessons came to some use.
Why was the rapper always late?
Because he had to drop his kids off at the Rhyme Bus.
Why did the rapper become an archaeologist?
Because he wanted to dig for old-school beats!
What do you say when Jack's late to sex ed?
"Aye-jack-you-late!"
My mum is a vegan. She brings us to after school seitan.
Blame Austria for creating Hitler, who we know today. He failed art school.
Once at school, a teacher thought I was Russian. Why do you think that? I said. The teacher replied, because you're reading from Right to Left.
When you let the school shooter borrow your pen so he doesn't kill you.
I hate school. I mean, why can't you pull out a 12 gauge and shoot everyone, including the teachers?! This generation is too soft, man.
Me going to the principal's after telling the kid with a wheelchair to stand up for himself.
Your hairline is so far back that when your teacher puts you in the front of the class, your hairline is quite in the back.
Why did the sped kid get expelled?
Because he was tardy.
My teacher made us watch a movie about the struggles of being an overweight person in this day and age.
It was really heavy on me.
Pro lifers: End abortion!!!
Pro lifers after school shooting: But not this abortion.