School jokes

Your hairline is so far back that when your teacher puts you in the front of the class, your hairline is quite in the back.

Blame Austria for creating Hitler, who we know today. He failed art school.

Little Jim's friend told him that if he farts, he will give him a tenner. Little Jim tries to fart, but he poos himself, and he is bullied until he puts the poo on the bullies' face.

Why was the rapper always late?

Because he had to drop his kids off at the Rhyme Bus.

Why did the rapper become an archaeologist?

Because he wanted to dig for old-school beats!

Kris is so dumb that his smartwatch went to NIGHT SCHOOL.

I went to a gun shop yesterday. Everything was half off. I didn't know that back to school sales have begun.

Why did the sped kid get expelled?

Because he was tardy.

Me going to the principal's after telling the kid with a wheelchair to stand up for himself.

You was reaching into you’re backpack and the whole class jumped through the window.

I see my friends at school. They talk to me, they go back to class, but they forgot I am their classmate, and they were like, "You're a dumbie." And I was, "Well, you're a dumbass, bi***!"

Pro lifers: End abortion!!!

Pro lifers after school shooting: But not this abortion.

When you let the school shooter borrow your pen so he doesn't kill you.

Yo hairline so ugly, when you go to school you fall on a line.

I hate school. I mean, why can't you pull out a 12 gauge and shoot everyone, including the teachers?! This generation is too soft, man.

Your forehead is so big that the teachers used it as a whiteboard.

Why is 6 scared of 7?

7 ate 9 and 10!

What does the school shooter do after he shoots a victim? He shoots more kids in them!

Teacher: Tim, where are your parents? It's been 15 minutes!

Tim (Orphan): Yeah um, they can't come.

Teacher: Why not?

Tim: They're too busy working in heaven.

Why is there a middle school?

Because the kids that go there are middle class families.