School jokes
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools.
Teacher: Jeff, why did you throw a paper plane at the twins?
Jeff: You wouldn't get it, miss.
I love the chicken house that is a great place for a walk home, and walk home from a home, and walk home night, and walk home, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school.
Why was the rapper always late?
Because he had to drop his kids off at the Rhyme Bus.
Why did the rapper become an archaeologist?
Because he wanted to dig for old-school beats!
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Kris is so dumb that his smartwatch went to NIGHT SCHOOL.
Why do you need an AR-15?
So my son can use it if he's being bullied at school.
Why did Sally not come home from school today?
Because she died by a flying brick!
When Sally was little, she came home from school and said to her mother, "Mom, I can't believe it! Little John collects Pimmel at school."
Mom: "No?"
"Like in heaven?" said the mother.
"No, juice," Sally said.
The quiet kid, orphan, and school shooter walked into a bar, and he ordered a beer.
What do you call a bus full of stoners?
The Magic School Bus.
I'm sure you could be the smartest person in your class.
If it were a class for the profoundly retarded.
What did Osama get on his test when he was a kid? A 9/11.
Why did Sally not come home from school today?
Because she got hit by a bus.
When you were late to school and your teacher called you tardy, she meant that in more ways than one.
Back the halls with gasoline, la la la la la.
Light a match and watch it gleam, la la la la la.
My school is burnt into ashes, fa la la la la, la la la la.
You were probably voted "Most Likely to Become an Ice agent" in school.
I hate "the woke" so much, I got mad when my mom said I "woke" up late for school.
I pulled my kid out of school after a woke teacher taught my six-year-old about pronouns! Yesterday, it was "he/she," today, "they/it," tomorrow, "I/you/we!"
In Junior High, we had to do a report on euthanasia. I misunderstood the report and wrote about how I'd really like a Korean girlfriend.