School jokes
Hate me all you want, but I rather love bullying in all fairness. I love to watch all the loner kids being abused while simultaneously making a prediction for when which one of them will finally snap and shoot up the school.
That moment when the disabled kid has to take the Pacer test.
Once, there was a kid named Cale, but his classmates didn’t know it was spelled with a “C,” so they asked him if he could be their snack.
The teacher says to do your homework. I do. My friends do. One person never does any of his homework.
Eventually, we had to have fun. He said he didn't do it. WOW what did he do? I like to think he got smacked and nearly committed suicide.
Why did the pedophile cross the road?
Because there was a school on the other side.
Inmate 1: Why are you in prison?
Inmate 2: I killed 4 people and robbed someone, what about you?
Inmate 1: I blew up a school bus.
Inmate 2: OMG, you demon! Were they autistic?
Inmate 1: No, they were Fortnite kids.
Inmate 2 (who is Muslim): Halelouia, we have found the messiah!
A kid walks into the classroom on time.
What's the only punch that can knock out a 21 year old?
A Sandy Hook.
After the shooting, people were asking why they would do it.
They wanted to stop but it turns out they were playing an online game.
When you're mean to the quiet kid in your class and he kills everyone, good times.
Why can't orphans go on a field trip?
They need their parents' permission. 😆😆😆😆😆😆
What do inner city schools and databases have in common?
Their problems are usually caused by a race condition.
In our history class we were on our China unit and learning a little about gunpowder.
And I said "WOAH THAT'S LIT!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce out of school early!
Kid at school tells an orphan, "I fucked your mom."
Orphan: "What's a mom?"
I went up to an orphan bully and I said, "Here, look, I made a website!"
The orphan likes it, but the kid says, "I forgot one feature, though... the home button."
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow kids thought they were mini school buses.
When the school shooter starts doing Fortnite dances and the autistic kid joins in.
Why did the cheetah go to school?
To be a cheetah.
What do you call a kid on the track team who isn't on the track team?
A school shooter.