School jokes
Inmate 1: Why are you in prison?
Inmate 2: I killed 4 people and robbed someone, what about you?
Inmate 1: I blew up a school bus.
Inmate 2: OMG, you demon! Were they autistic?
Inmate 1: No, they were Fortnite kids.
Inmate 2 (who is Muslim): Halelouia, we have found the messiah!
Why did the pedophile cross the road?
Because there was a school on the other side.
After the shooting, people were asking why they would do it.
They wanted to stop but it turns out they were playing an online game.
A kid walks into the classroom on time.
What's the only punch that can knock out a 21 year old?
A Sandy Hook.
When you're mean to the quiet kid in your class and he kills everyone, good times.
What do you call a kid on the track team who isn't on the track team?
A school shooter.
Why did the cheetah go to school?
To be a cheetah.
We have a teacher in school. His name is Haybrock, but he is gay, so we call him Gaybrock.
I fucking hate school, god damn!
Why can’t orphans go on school trips?
Parent's signature: _________
Teacher: What is your least favorite holiday?
Orphan: National Forgive Your Mom And Dad Day.
Teacher: Why is that your least favorite?
Orphan: Because I don't have any parents to forgive.
Teacher: *tries to hold back* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I'm in school shooting. #USA
Why don't orphans go on trips at school?
Parent signature: _______________
Teacher: What do you want when you grow up?
That depressed kid in class: Dead.
When the school shooter starts doing Fortnite dances and the autistic kid joins in.
One day when I was driving around our children's school with my wife, she saw a speed bump. She told me to slow on it, and when I did, we heard a loud, long scream.
Hogwarts is making a new condom. It's called "fetus deletus."
In our history class we were on our China unit and learning a little about gunpowder.
And I said "WOAH THAT'S LIT!"
Why can't orphans go on a field trip?
They need their parents' permission. 😆😆😆😆😆😆