School jokes
Why did the pedophile cross the road?
Because there was a school on the other side.
A kid walks into the classroom on time.
After the shooting, people were asking why they would do it.
They wanted to stop but it turns out they were playing an online game.
What's the only punch that can knock out a 21 year old?
A Sandy Hook.
When you're mean to the quiet kid in your class and he kills everyone, good times.
me every day
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow kids thought they were mini school buses.
I went up to an orphan bully and I said, "Here, look, I made a website!"
The orphan likes it, but the kid says, "I forgot one feature, though... the home button."
Study tip: Laminate your notes so they don't get damaged by the tears!
I fucking hate school, god damn!
We have a teacher in school. His name is Haybrock, but he is gay, so we call him Gaybrock.
What do you call a kid on the track team who isn't on the track team?
A school shooter.
Why did the cheetah go to school?
To be a cheetah.
Teacher: What is your least favorite holiday?
Orphan: National Forgive Your Mom And Dad Day.
Teacher: Why is that your least favorite?
Orphan: Because I don't have any parents to forgive.
Teacher: *tries to hold back* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce out of school early!
Why don't orphans go on trips at school?
Parent signature: _______________
Why can’t orphans go on school trips?
Parent's signature: _________
I'm in school shooting. #USA
When the school shooter starts doing Fortnite dances and the autistic kid joins in.
Teacher: What do you want when you grow up?
That depressed kid in class: Dead.
One day when I was driving around our children's school with my wife, she saw a speed bump. She told me to slow on it, and when I did, we heard a loud, long scream.