School jokes

When you're mean to the quiet kid in your class and he kills everyone, good times.

Study tip: Laminate your notes so they don't get damaged by the tears!

What do you call a kid on the track team who isn't on the track team?

A school shooter.

Why did the cheetah go to school?

To be a cheetah.

We have a teacher in school. His name is Haybrock, but he is gay, so we call him Gaybrock.

Teacher: What is your least favorite holiday?

Orphan: National Forgive Your Mom And Dad Day.

Teacher: Why is that your least favorite?

Orphan: Because I don't have any parents to forgive.

Teacher: *tries to hold back* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I fucking hate school, god damn!

Why can’t orphans go on school trips?

Parent's signature: _________

Teacher: What do you want when you grow up?

That depressed kid in class: Dead.

When the school shooter starts doing Fortnite dances and the autistic kid joins in.

I'm in school shooting. #USA

Why don't orphans go on trips at school?

Parent signature: _______________

One day when I was driving around our children's school with my wife, she saw a speed bump. She told me to slow on it, and when I did, we heard a loud, long scream.

Kalyn: Mrs. Frizzle,

Mrs. Frizzle: Sure.

Kalyn: Can you spell I-C-U-P for me?

Mrs. Frizzle: Shut up, you little fucktard!

Why can't orphans go on a field trip?

They need their parents' permission. 😆😆😆😆😆😆

I went up to an orphan bully and I said, "Here, look, I made a website!"

The orphan likes it, but the kid says, "I forgot one feature, though... the home button."

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow kids thought they were mini school buses.

Hogwarts is making a new condom. It's called "fetus deletus."

What do inner city schools and databases have in common?

Their problems are usually caused by a race condition.

In our history class we were on our China unit and learning a little about gunpowder.

And I said "WOAH THAT'S LIT!"