School jokes
When the school shooter makes the emo kid hang himself and the autistic kid thinks it's a piñata: 🤪🏏
What's the difference between a gun and chips? When you bring it to class, everyone starts wanting to be your friend.
What is Sophia’s favourite song?
"Open Wide" cum inside, it is okay school.
So, there were kids in the bus, and half of them were white, and the other half was black.
All the kids wanted to sit at the back, so the bus driver said to all the kids, "Stop fighting. From now on, everyone is now green." So, the bus driver said to all the kids, "Dark green go to the front, and light green at the back."
When the autistic kid brings a gun to school and thinks it’s a dart gun.
That moment when the disabled kid has to take the Pacer test.
Once, there was a kid named Cale, but his classmates didn’t know it was spelled with a “C,” so they asked him if he could be their snack.
The teacher says to do your homework. I do. My friends do. One person never does any of his homework.
Eventually, we had to have fun. He said he didn't do it. WOW what did he do? I like to think he got smacked and nearly committed suicide.
Why did the pedophile cross the road?
Because there was a school on the other side.
Inmate 1: Why are you in prison?
Inmate 2: I killed 4 people and robbed someone, what about you?
Inmate 1: I blew up a school bus.
Inmate 2: OMG, you demon! Were they autistic?
Inmate 1: No, they were Fortnite kids.
Inmate 2 (who is Muslim): Halelouia, we have found the messiah!
What's the only punch that can knock out a 21 year old?
A Sandy Hook.
A kid walks into the classroom on time.
After the shooting, people were asking why they would do it.
They wanted to stop but it turns out they were playing an online game.
When you're mean to the quiet kid in your class and he kills everyone, good times.
I went up to an orphan bully and I said, "Here, look, I made a website!"
The orphan likes it, but the kid says, "I forgot one feature, though... the home button."
I fucking hate school, god damn!
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow kids thought they were mini school buses.
Study tip: Laminate your notes so they don't get damaged by the tears!
Hogwarts is making a new condom. It's called "fetus deletus."
What do inner city schools and databases have in common?
Their problems are usually caused by a race condition.