School jokes
Why can an orphan not do school work?
Because they have to take their work home to their parents.
Does anyone go to Eagle High School? Tell me what classes you have from 1st period to 4th period if you go to Eagle High School.
What's a witch's favorite subject?
I asked my teacher if I needed to be in the special ED class, but she said I don’t eat enough vegetables.
Teacher: I was an orphan when I was younger.
Student: Oof.
Teacher: Is anyone not here?
Student: Yes, your parents.
What do birds use to check their grades?
Air-ies...
Draw an accurate diagram representing the elephant genitalia. Use all 30 sheets of paper provided.
I would tell you a good joke, but I can’t, so here is a bad one.
I would tell you a joke about a teacher, but she’d kill you at school.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
They need a parent's signature.
At school, I love to have fun!
Person A: Hey, what's the next subject?
Person B: Let me check.
Person B: It's greenglish!
Why was the orphan kid bad at school? Because he wanted a phone call home.
I give homework.
Q: Why don't orphans turn up to parents evening?
A: Because they don't have any parents.
Why can't the skeleton go to the prom?
Because he had no-BODY to go with!
Don't you hate when you have sex with your teacher, then remember you're home schooled?
Why can't orphans go to homecoming? Because they don't have a home to go to.
It's often said that people peaked in high school.
I think Trump peaked in kindergarten.
In Jr. high, we all had to do a report on euthanasia. I misunderstood and wrote a report on how I'd really like a Korean girlfriend.
I hate school. I mean, why can't you pull out a 12 gauge and shoot everyone, including the teachers?! This generation is too soft, man.