School jokes
Yo momma so fat that people jumped on her cuz they thought she was a school bus.
When a homeless kid goes to school and the teacher says, "You have homework tonight," he said, "Sorry, Teach, I don't got a home."
A Chinese teacher's phone rang as he was going to class, and he said:
"My phone the ring ring, it's my wife ring ring."
Why can’t an orphan go on a field trip?
'Cause they need a parent's signature.
I put a magnet in my butthole and made the teachers smell it.
Memes
My first christmas picture second one ima draw tommorw at school or tonight depends
Why did Johnny drop his pencil?
To look up girls' skirts! 😬🤯😲😳😱🙀🙊
You know that feeling when you're going through a school parking lot and go over a speed bump, then you realize that there are no speed bumps?
When the school shooter drops his gun, and the autistic kid picks it up thinking it’s his long lost nerf gun.
An orphan was in 1st grade, and its teacher said to spell "parrot." The boy spelled "Parents."
Why was the orphan able to avoid getting into trouble at school?
Because they couldn’t call his parents!
What do orphans do at parent teacher meetings?
What starts with S and ends with S? STUPID HOMEWORK NEVER ENDS.
What starts with C and ends with K? Children do not cook.
What did you think I was going to say? How bold of you to assume.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CULUS.
What kind of punch hurts a kid the most?
A sandy hook.
I'm in school right now, but I'm on an airplane.
Why do kids have school every day? So that they can learn.
We were discussing cows in a lesson. I asked my teacher why she was one.
Where do Eagles send their children to study?
The Alpha birds.
So I saw a 15 year old kid near a 15 year old girl checking her out.
Then I told him, "What are you doing?"
He told me he will decorate her locker, donate a lot of money to her, and buy her a lot of stuff.
He then told me how easy would that be?
I told him: "That sounds pretty SIMPle."
Why are all these pathetic jokes about school shootings?😒 You all are so fucking pathetic... Humanity is officially gone, stupid bitches...