School jokes
Why can an orphan not do school work?
Because they have to take their work home to their parents.
Her (DYM 101).
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
They don't have anybody to sign the form.
What's a witch's favorite subject?
I would tell you a good joke, but I can’t, so here is a bad one.
I would tell you a joke about a teacher, but she’d kill you at school.
Draw an accurate diagram representing the elephant genitalia. Use all 30 sheets of paper provided.
Me: Mrs., can I read my book?
Teacher: Sure.
Me: *watching my Chromebook*
Why is there a middle school?
Because the kids that go there are middle class families.
Does anyone go to Eagle High School? Tell me what classes you have from 1st period to 4th period if you go to Eagle High School.
Teacher: I was an orphan when I was younger.
Student: Oof.
Teacher: Is anyone not here?
Student: Yes, your parents.
Why was the orphan kid bad at school? Because he wanted a phone call home.
Who is the smartest student in school?
The scholar.
I asked my teacher if I needed to be in the special ED class, but she said I don’t eat enough vegetables.
The teacher asks me what my favourite word is.
I said it but got told off and sent to the principal.
What is my favourite word?
The USA has school shootings. We Canadians have bus beheadings.
In Junior High, we had to do a report on euthanasia. I misunderstood the report and wrote about how I'd really like a Korean girlfriend.
It's often said that people peaked in high school.
I think Trump peaked in kindergarten.
In Jr. high, we all had to do a report on euthanasia. I misunderstood and wrote a report on how I'd really like a Korean girlfriend.
I'm sure you could be the smartest person in your class.
If it were a class for the profoundly retarded.
You were probably voted "Most Likely to Become an Ice agent" in school.