School jokes
When the school shooter says, "Everybody get down!" and the autistic kid thinks it's Simon Says: 🙋♂️🙋♂️🙋♂️
Me running after slapping the emo kid's wrist and saying, "I like ya cut g."
"My sister said she was the only smart one in the class."
"What about the teacher you learn *from*?"
When the school shooter gets killed and everyone is cheering, but you walk toward his gun; "I will finish what you started."
You smell like you farted hard. A, B, Honor Roll, all F’s, you retarded!
Me: *opens a bag of hot Cheetos in class*
All my friends: Hey bro, can I have some?
People I don't know: Please lemme have some. PLEASE, I'll be your best friend!
People I say no to: (⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)
When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say, “This boy always had a fat ass.”
Where do smart hotdogs end up?
On the honor roll!
What do you do when you finish a magazine at school? Put another one in and continue!
What are the best shooting ranges in America?
Schools.
There's a kid named Little Johnny who would always cuss. Well, one day, he was sitting in class and the teacher said, "Let's play a game." So the game was she calls out a letter and someone raises her hand and tells her a word that begins with that letter. The teacher says "A". Little Johnny raises his hand and the teacher thinks to herself, "Well, he might say something like a**." So the teacher calls on Sally. Sally says "apple". The teacher says "B". Little Johnny raises his hand. The teacher thought, "No, he might say something like b!tch." So the teacher goes all the way to R. The teacher says "R". Little Johnny raises his hand and says, "Me, me, please, I really know one." Then the teacher thinks to herself, "Well, there's no cuss word that starts with R," so she said, "Okay, Johnny, give me a word that starts with R." Little Johnny says, "A rat!" and the teacher, very pleased, says, "Very good, Johnny. What type of rat?" Little Johnny says, "A big gosh damn mother freaker."
Sorry, I had to edit some word, but y'all know what I meant.
When the school shooter pulls the fire alarm, and the autistic kid thinks it’s a rave party.
In case there's a school shooting, the teachers can help out and shoot the kids.
I was gonna go to a shooting gallery, but I realized that schools aren't open on Sundays.
When the school shooter is getting roasted because of his Pokemon lunch box, but they don't know that there is a Glock 34 inside.
What do you call Greg in your class? Obese.
You know that your grades are bad when you get a 66% on a test and your grade goes up.
When the school shooter misses you, but you gotta play it off.
😐😑
When the school shooter kills five people, and the autistic kid yells, "Heroes never die!"
When you’re hiding from the school shooter next to people who made fun of you for having an Android: “HEY SIRI”