School shooting jokes

When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say, “This boy always had a fat ass.”

Cheap oil, no immigration, and no school shootings.

Corona did what Trump promised.

A 23 year old priest walks into a high school with an automatic weapon. He tells those who believe in God to stand up and leave.

To the children who don't leave, he says, "Do not worry my children, I shall make thou 'hole-y' as well."

He then proceeds to shoot all of the students left.

I was walking by the gun shop earlier and saw everything was 40% off. I didn't know back to school sales were already starting.

Eric's mom asked her son why his bag was heavy and if it was because of books. Eric replied, "No, magazines."

A man asks a woman, "Are you a school?"

The woman replies, "No, why?"

The man says, "Oh, I wanted to shoot my kid inside of you."

What do you call a kid with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor.

Did you hear about the school shooting joke? Well, I won't tell you it's aimed at a younger audience.

One time, the quiet kid hacked the speakers in a school. Next thing you know, "Pumped Up Kicks" by Foster The People starts playing.