School shooting jokes

What do you call a 6 year old with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor.

What do you call a kid with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor.

I recently learned that it's politically incorrect to talk about taking part in a school shooting.

Apparently the term "school photos" is more acceptable.

Say what you want about pedophiles, but at least they don't shoot up schools.

Did you hear about the school shooting joke? Well, I won't tell you it's aimed at a younger audience.

The quiet kid starts playing "Pumped Up Kicks" in the parking lot before school.

Why do you need an AR-15?

So my son can use it if he's being bullied at school.

What do Call of Duty players say when they shoot up a school?

654-721-8940

(If you understand the joke, you're a god.)

So I was at a class at school, and then boom, explosion. Lots of dead.

I shoot at the people too, haha, goodbye class. Scary.

What is the best revenge for getting punished at school?

Go shoot up the school.

I hate school. I mean, why can't you pull out a 12 gauge and shoot everyone, including the teachers?! This generation is too soft, man.

So, I was at a funeral the other day, and it was a school shooting mass funeral. The lady beside me asked me, “What do you think was going through their heads?” And I replied, “Probably a bullet.” She was furious and said, “How dare you! You have no idea what those kids were probably going through!” And I replied, “Well, they were going through anything the bullet was going through them.”

TV: SCHOOL SHOOTING 13 DIED.

Father: Guns cause all these problems!

Kid playing FNAF security breach *bang* *Bang*

Kid: WOLF PU&EY WOLF PU^$Y WOLF PU*#Y

What are Eric and Dylan known for at Columbine High School?

They pulled the greatest senior prank in all of history.

POV there’s a school shooting.

American: First time, European?

European: Yeah, you American?

American: No, not my first time.

If a homeschooled kid shoots his parents, does that count as a school shooting?

Wanna hear a joke? School shootings.

Why did the Royal Wedding get more publicity than the SantaFe school shooting?

'Cause Royal Weddings don't happen every week.

Why did the Columbine High School basketball team lose the big game?

Because they lost their two best shooters...

Why do I have to go to a shooting range when I can go to school and do it for free?