School shooting jokes
What has more brains than the Columbine students? The wall behind them, xD.
What if some kid was like, "I'm going to shoot up the school!", and then someone just pulls up with a reverse card?
Why do you need an AR-15?
So my son can use it if he's being bullied at school.
If a school shooter walks into a classroom and shoots an autistic kid, what does the kid say? "Why do I look like Swiss cheese?"
What do you call a 5-year-old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?
You give them a Sandy Hook.
Over summer, I shot up my school and left a note saying, "I could have done this anytime!"
When you're the only one bullying the weird kid and you're absent on the day he shoots up the school. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
If a homeschooled kid shoots his parents, does that count as a school shooting?
School shootings are everywhere. In ice cream shops and even the woods.
The school shooter: "I finally found you worthless crybabies!!"
The Quiet Kid: "How are a bag of chips and a mac11 the same?"
The school shooter: "I don't know."
The Quiet kid: "When you pull them out everybody wants to be your friend."
Why did the Royal Wedding get more publicity than the SantaFe school shooting?
'Cause Royal Weddings don't happen every week.
What do Call of Duty players say when they shoot up a school?
654-721-8940
(If you understand the joke, you're a god.)
Q: Why are school shooting jokes funny?
A: Because they're intended for a young audience.
What are the best shooting ranges in America?
Schools.
Man 1: Hey, I heard you survived a school shooting. What was it like?
Man 2: People were screaming and running everywhere. I was only able to get a few of them.
When you lose a game of Kahoot, so you kashoot up the school.
Why do I have to go to a shooting range when I can go to school and do it for free?
I was at a funeral for some kids in a school shooting. I don’t understand why everyone was so sad, so I asked a lady, "what’s so sad?" and she said, "What do you think was running through these kid’s head before they died?" I replied, "probably a bullet." She gasped and said, "do you have any idea how insensitive that is? What do you think is running through their parent’s heads?" I said "probably all the money they're losing from this funeral."
Sandy Hook is my favorite holiday.