School shooting jokes
What's the only type of abortion Republicans will never do anything to prevent?
A school shooting.
A 23 year old priest walks into a high school with an automatic weapon. He tells those who believe in God to stand up and leave.
To the children who don't leave, he says, "Do not worry my children, I shall make thou 'hole-y' as well."
He then proceeds to shoot all of the students left.
I'm in school shooting. #USA
The way to stop school shootings is to give children an RPG.
School shootings are everywhere. In ice cream shops and even the woods.
This kid lost Kahoot, so he shot up the school.
What do you call a kid with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
The USA has school shootings. We Canadians have bus beheadings.
Are you a school? 'Cause I wanna shoot kids in you.
Pro lifers: End abortion!!!
Pro lifers after school shooting: But not this abortion.
What's the difference between a school shooting pistol and a baked potato? The physical composition, of course, but they both pack the same heat.
What kind of punch takes out 20 children and 8 adults? A Sandy Hook.
Why do you need an AR-15?
So my son can use it if he's being bullied at school.
You know how on Snapchat "hmu" means hit me up? A school posted "smu." Nikolas Cruz responded.
What's black, white, and red all over?
Lossvagus school shooting.
1) Did you hear the one about the school shooting? Actually, I better not... You wouldn't understand, it's aimed more towards a younger audience.
2) 6 was scared cuz 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9/11.
3) 10 dead babies.
Did you hear about the bull who went on a shooting rampage?
I guess he was a little deranged.
What is the best revenge for getting punished at school?
Go shoot up the school.
Why are Americans such good marksmen?
Because they had plenty of schools to practice their shooting.
Sandy Hook is my favorite holiday.