School shooting jokes
What are American schools?
Shooting ranges.
What's the only type of abortion Republicans will never do anything to prevent?
A school shooting.
A 23 year old priest walks into a high school with an automatic weapon. He tells those who believe in God to stand up and leave.
To the children who don't leave, he says, "Do not worry my children, I shall make thou 'hole-y' as well."
He then proceeds to shoot all of the students left.
I'm in school shooting. #USA
What is the best revenge for getting punished at school?
Go shoot up the school.
School shootings are everywhere. In ice cream shops and even the woods.
The way to stop school shootings is to give children an RPG.
This kid lost Kahoot, so he shot up the school.
Why do you need an AR-15?
So my son can use it if he's being bullied at school.
What kind of punch takes out 20 children and 8 adults? A Sandy Hook.
What's the difference between a school shooting pistol and a baked potato? The physical composition, of course, but they both pack the same heat.
Are you a school? 'Cause I wanna shoot kids in you.
Pro lifers: End abortion!!!
Pro lifers after school shooting: But not this abortion.
The USA has school shootings. We Canadians have bus beheadings.
You know how on Snapchat "hmu" means hit me up? A school posted "smu." Nikolas Cruz responded.
What's black, white, and red all over?
Lossvagus school shooting.
1) Did you hear the one about the school shooting? Actually, I better not... You wouldn't understand, it's aimed more towards a younger audience.
2) 6 was scared cuz 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9/11.
3) 10 dead babies.
Why are Americans such good marksmen?
Because they had plenty of schools to practice their shooting.
Did you hear about the bull who went on a shooting rampage?
I guess he was a little deranged.
Sandy Hook is my favorite holiday.