School shooting jokes
The students at Columbine needed books, but all they got were magazines.
What is the best revenge for getting punished at school?
Go shoot up the school.
Why are Americans such good marksmen?
Because they had plenty of schools to practice their shooting.
Why do you need an AR-15?
So my son can use it if he's being bullied at school.
What do you call a kid with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
What kind of punch takes out 20 children and 8 adults? A Sandy Hook.
When 9/11 happened, we changed our airport policies. When school shootings happen, we haven't changed anything since the shooting at Columbine in 1999. And we say we want the children to be safe.
When 9/11 happened, we changed our airport policies. When school shootings happen, we haven't changed anything since the shooting at Columbine in 1999. And we say we want the children to be safe.
The USA has school shootings. We Canadians have bus beheadings.
Did you hear about the bull who went on a shooting rampage?
I guess he was a little deranged.
I recently learned that it's politically incorrect to talk about taking part in a school shooting.
Apparently the term "school photos" is more acceptable.
I was in a school shooting a few years ago, 3 people died.
I guess that’s what you get when you’re bad at hide and seek.
What do you call an autistic kid in a school shooting?
Target practice.
Why are Americans so shocked when it comes to Mexican drug cartels?
Because none of the drug lords (or their associates, for that matter) have shot up a school.
Why don't parents get school shooting jokes? They're aimed at a younger audience.
What is the number one song played in Columbine High? Smells Like Teen Spirit.
How do you start a school shooting at a black school?
Call the cops.
Cheap oil, no immigration, and no school shootings.
Corona did what Trump promised.
Q: Why are school shooting jokes funny?
A: Because they're intended for a young audience.
I was walking by the gun shop earlier and saw everything was 40% off. I didn't know back to school sales were already starting.