School shooting jokes
Are you a school? 'Cause I wanna shoot kids in you.
Man 1: Hey, I heard you survived a school shooting. What was it like?
Man 2: People were screaming and running everywhere. I was only able to get a few of them.
What do you call a 6 year old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
I say 1, 2, 3, all the kids bullied me, but now they're not so cool, cuz I shot up the school.
TV: SCHOOL SHOOTING 13 DIED.
Father: Guns cause all these problems!
Kid playing FNAF security breach *bang* *Bang*
Kid: WOLF PU&EY WOLF PU^$Y WOLF PU*#Y
Why did the Royal Wedding get more publicity than the SantaFe school shooting?
'Cause Royal Weddings don't happen every week.
What has more brains than a student in a school shooting? The wall behind them.
If a homeschooled kid shoots his parents, does that count as a school shooting?
Q: Why are school shooting jokes funny?
A: Because they're intended for a young audience.
What is the number one song played in Columbine High? Smells Like Teen Spirit.
When you're having a normal day at school, but then...
"All the other kids with the pumped up kicks"
So, in "Revenge of the Sixth" when Anakin goes and kills the younglings, I thought to myself, "Hey, it’s just another day in an American school."
Why do so many kids die in school shootings? Because you're not allowed to run in the corridors.
POV: The quiet kid starts playing "Pumped Up Kicks" in the parking lot before school.
:me😐
What do you call an autistic kid in a school shooting?
Target practice.
Sonic says... April 1st is the best day to do a school shooting. They will think it’s a joke! 😃
What are American schools?
Shooting ranges.
A 23 year old priest walks into a high school with an automatic weapon. He tells those who believe in God to stand up and leave.
To the children who don't leave, he says, "Do not worry my children, I shall make thou 'hole-y' as well."
He then proceeds to shoot all of the students left.
I'm in school shooting. #USA
What's the only type of abortion Republicans will never do anything to prevent?
A school shooting.