School shooting jokes
Are you a school? 'Cause I wanna shoot kids in you.
What do you call a 6 year old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
Man 1: Hey, I heard you survived a school shooting. What was it like?
Man 2: People were screaming and running everywhere. I was only able to get a few of them.
I say 1, 2, 3, all the kids bullied me, but now they're not so cool, cuz I shot up the school.
TV: SCHOOL SHOOTING 13 DIED.
Father: Guns cause all these problems!
Kid playing FNAF security breach *bang* *Bang*
Kid: WOLF PU&EY WOLF PU^$Y WOLF PU*#Y
Why did the Royal Wedding get more publicity than the SantaFe school shooting?
'Cause Royal Weddings don't happen every week.
What has more brains than a student in a school shooting? The wall behind them.
What is the number one song played in Columbine High? Smells Like Teen Spirit.
If a homeschooled kid shoots his parents, does that count as a school shooting?
Why are school shooting jokes so funny?
Answer: The bullets hit your funny bone!
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
When you're having a normal day at school, but then...
"All the other kids with the pumped up kicks"
The students at Columbine needed books. But all they got were magazines.
So, in "Revenge of the Sixth" when Anakin goes and kills the younglings, I thought to myself, "Hey, it’s just another day in an American school."
What do you call an autistic kid in a school shooting?
Target practice.
Why do so many kids die in school shootings? Because you're not allowed to run in the corridors.
POV: The quiet kid starts playing "Pumped Up Kicks" in the parking lot before school.
:me😐
Sonic says... April 1st is the best day to do a school shooting. They will think it’s a joke! 😃
When 9/11 happened, we changed our airport policies. When school shootings happen, we haven't changed anything since the shooting at Columbine in 1999. And we say we want the children to be safe.
What are American schools?
Shooting ranges.