School shooting jokes
The students at Columbine needed books, but all they got were magazines.
Eric's mom asked her son why his bag was heavy and if it was because of books. Eric replied, "No, magazines."
Why are Americans such good marksmen?
Because they had plenty of schools to practice their shooting.
What was going through the student's heads during a school shooting?
Bullets.
What's black, white, and red all over?
Lossvagus school shooting.
Michelle Obama wanted more vegetables in school.
What song do you think was playing at the school?
"Pumped Up Kicks"
Roses are red, I reload fast...
I'm gonna pull up to your school, bitch you better run fast!
Are you a school? 'Cause I wanna shoot kids in you.
How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?
You give them a Sandy Hook.
One time, the quiet kid hacked the speakers in a school. Next thing you know, "Pumped Up Kicks" by Foster The People starts playing.
A man asks a woman, "Are you a school?"
The woman replies, "No, why?"
The man says, "Oh, I wanted to shoot my kid inside of you."
What has more brains than the Columbine students? The wall behind them, xD.
Cheap oil, no immigration, and no school shootings.
Corona did what Trump promised.
After the school shooting, Joe pretended to be a victim while his sister ate the flesh of the fallen.
When you lose a game of Kahoot, so you kashoot up the school.
A 23 year old priest walks into a high school with an automatic weapon. He tells those who believe in God to stand up and leave.
To the children who don't leave, he says, "Do not worry my children, I shall make thou 'hole-y' as well."
He then proceeds to shoot all of the students left.
When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say, “This boy always had a fat ass.”
Over summer, I shot up my school and left a note saying, "I could have done this anytime!"
School shootings are everywhere. In ice cream shops and even the woods.
Why are all these pathetic jokes about school shootings?😒 You all are so fucking pathetic... Humanity is officially gone, stupid bitches...