School shooting jokes

As tragic as school shootings are, it's also a quick way to a late-term abortion.

Over summer, I shot up my school and left a note saying, "I could have done this anytime!"

If you shoot at a school of fish, could you call it a school shooting?

Somebody called the cops for a school shooting, what a snitch!

I went to the shooting range the other day. After a while, I realized I was the only one there. So, I decided to go home and saw on the news that there was a mass school shooting and there were reporters on the scene. Man, I knew I should have stayed around a little longer.

Why do you need an AR-15?

So my son can use it if he's being bullied at school.

After the school shooting, Joe pretended to be a victim while his sister ate the flesh of the fallen.

School shootings are everywhere. In ice cream shops and even the woods.

I went to school and everyone was screaming and looking at me. They weren't after I shot them, though.

You call it a school shooting.

I call it an unfair shootout.

So there was a school shooting in Florida. Why didn't the shooter just go to Disney?.......sorry, I just work there and I'm trying to get people to come on down.

What do Call of Duty players say when they shoot up a school?

654-721-8940

(If you understand the joke, you're a god.)

What's black, white, and red all over?

Lossvagus school shooting.

I'm in school shooting. #USA

A kid is arrested for a school shooting threat. He is then apprehended and asked why he wanted to do this. He responds with, "What do you mean? I already did it." Then the police ran back to the school to apprehend the other people he was planning it with. The cops busted in through the doors, which caused a smoke trap to go off, which then the cops saw three people walk in and the police begin to fire. But as the smoke began to clear, the cops saw that the three people were 16 kids duck taped to rolling poles, 4 per pole. Back at the station, holding the kid being apprehended, the kid puts his feet up on a chair and said, "Aww, it pays to be lazy!"

What's the only type of abortion Republicans will never do anything to prevent?

A school shooting.

Teachers: Whenever there’s a school shooting, hide under the desk.

Students: Hiding under desk.

Shooter: Well, no one’s in here!

If a homeschooled kid shoots his parents, does that count as a school shooting?

What do you call a 6 year old with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor.

One of the students reported a school shooting. That fucking snitch...