School shooting jokes
I hate school. I mean, why can't you pull out a 12 gauge and shoot everyone, including the teachers?! This generation is too soft, man.
Want to know why parents don't get school shooting jokes?
Because they are aimed at a younger audience.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
In case there's a school shooting, the teachers can help out and shoot the kids.
What is the best revenge for getting punished at school?
Go shoot up the school.
Are you a school? 'Cause I wanna shoot kids in you.
Two boys are talking on the bus.
Boy 1: I feel like I'm forgetting something.
Boy 2: Hey, did you hear about that school shooting last week?
Boy 1: Oh, that's right.
What kind of punch takes out 20 children and 8 adults? A Sandy Hook.
Why are all these pathetic jokes about school shootings?😒 You all are so fucking pathetic... Humanity is officially gone, stupid bitches...
When 9/11 happened, we changed our airport policies. When school shootings happen, we haven't changed anything since the shooting at Columbine in 1999. And we say we want the children to be safe.
Somebody called the cops for a school shooting, what a snitch!
Did you hear about the bull who went on a shooting rampage?
I guess he was a little deranged.
If you shoot at a school of fish, could you call it a school shooting?
Those poor kids at Sandy Hook, all they wanted was books. Instead, they got magazines.
After the school shooting, Joe pretended to be a victim while his sister ate the flesh of the fallen.
What's the difference between a school shooting pistol and a baked potato? The physical composition, of course, but they both pack the same heat.
TV: SCHOOL SHOOTING 13 DIED.
Father: Guns cause all these problems!
Kid playing FNAF security breach *bang* *Bang*
Kid: WOLF PU&EY WOLF PU^$Y WOLF PU*#Y
I'm in school shooting. #USA
The USA has school shootings. We Canadians have bus beheadings.
When you decide to turn your high school into your personal shooting range, but you don’t give any proper notice except for a bullet to the head...