School Shooting Jokes

Q: why are school shooting jokes funny

A: because their intended for a young audience.

If a homeschooled kid shoots his parents, does that count as a school shooting?

I went to the shooting range the other day after a while I realized I was the only one there so I decided to go home and saw on the news that there was a mass school shooting and there were reporters on the scene, man I knew I should have stayed around a little longer.

So I was at a funeral the other day and it was a school shooting mass funeral, and the lady beside me asked me, “ what do you think was going through their heads?” And I replied, “probably a bullet.” She was furious and said, “ How dare you you have no idea what those kids were probably going through!” And I replied, “well they were going through anything the bullet was going through them.”

if you shoot at a school of fish?

COULD YOU CALL IT A SCHOOL SHOOTING?????

Sonic says... April 1st is the best day do a school shooting they will think it’s a joke 😃

i went to my local shooting range today but was surprised when i saw on the news that there was a school shooting in my shooting range, i dont know who snitched...

What's the only type of abortion Republicans will never do anything to prevent?

A school shooting.

somebody called the cops for a school shooting, what a snitch

im in school shooting #USA

Why are school shooting jokes so funny?

Answer: The bullets hit your funny bone!

How do you start a school shooting at a black school? Call the cops

What do you think is going through kids heads during school shootings. Bullets

Incase there's a school shooting the teachers can help out and shoot the kids

One of the students reported a school shooting.

That fucking snitch...

you call it a school shooting. I call it an unfair shootout.

Cheap oil, no immigration and no school shootings.

Corona did what Trump promised

POV there’s a school shooting American first time European yeah you American no not my first time

So there was school shooting in Florida why didn't the shooter just go to Disney.......sorry i just work there and I'm trying to get people to come on down.