School shooting jokes
POV there’s a school shooting.
American: First time, European?
European: Yeah, you American?
American: No, not my first time.
I was gonna go to a shooting gallery, but I realized that schools aren't open on Sundays.
I say 1, 2, 3, all the kids bullied me, but now they're not so cool, cuz I shot up the school.
Are you a school? Because I want to shoot a bunch of kids in you.
What do you call a kid with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
Michelle Obama wanted more vegetables in school.
Why don't parents get school shooting jokes? They're aimed at a younger audience.
What do you call a 6 year old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
What is the number one song played in Columbine High? Smells Like Teen Spirit.
Why are Americans such good marksmen?
Because they had plenty of schools to practice their shooting.
When the school shooter breaks into your classroom, so you try to say goodbye to your Roblox gf, but then the shooter's phone goes off.
So I was at a class at school, and then boom, explosion. Lots of dead.
I shoot at the people too, haha, goodbye class. Scary.
Why did the Columbine High School basketball team lose the big game?
Because they lost their two best shooters...
Why was the kid not able to cross the hallway?
Answer: The school shooter already shot him in the middle of the hallway.
I went to school and everyone was screaming and looking at me. They weren't after I shot them, though.
What's black, white, and red all over?
Lossvagus school shooting.
When the school shooter says, "Everybody get down!" and the autistic kid thinks it's Simon Says: 🙋♂️🙋♂️🙋♂️
POV: The quiet kid starts playing "Pumped Up Kicks" in the parking lot before school.
:me😐
When the school shooter finally leaves your classroom, but then the autistic kid next to you's sketchers light up.
Bro, imagine shooting a school for autistic people.
You know how on Snapchat "hmu" means hit me up? A school posted "smu." Nikolas Cruz responded.