What do you think is going through kids' heads during school shootings? Bullets.
What do you call a 5-year-old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
*Hears the news about Sandy Hook* Person 1: "God, I can only imagine what was going through those kids' heads in the last moments of their lives..."
Person 2: "Probably Bullets."
Person 1: "OMG!! Can you even think of what their parents are going through?!"
Person 2: "Probably Coffin Brochures."
Person 1: "...."
Person 2: "It's called dark humor. Dark humor is like food, not everyone gets it."
What do you call a kid with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
Cheap oil, no immigration, and no school shootings.
Corona did what Trump promised.
I was at a funeral for some kids in a school shooting. I don’t understand why everyone was so sad, so I asked a lady, "what’s so sad?" and she said, "What do you think was running through these kid’s head before they died?" I replied, "probably a bullet." She gasped and said, "do you have any idea how insensitive that is? What do you think is running through their parent’s heads?" I said "probably all the money they're losing from this funeral."
How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?
You give them a Sandy Hook.
Why did the Columbine High School basketball team lose the big game?
Because they lost their two best shooters...
POV there’s a school shooting.
American: First time, European?
European: Yeah, you American?
American: No, not my first time.
When the school shooter says, "Everybody get down!" and the autistic kid thinks it's Simon Says: 🙋♂️🙋♂️🙋♂️
A kid is arrested for a school shooting threat. He is then apprehended and asked why he wanted to do this. He responds with, "What do you mean? I already did it." Then the police ran back to the school to apprehend the other people he was planning it with. The cops busted in through the doors, which caused a smoke trap to go off, which then the cops saw three people walk in and the police begin to fire. But as the smoke began to clear, the cops saw that the three people were 16 kids duck taped to rolling poles, 4 per pole. Back at the station, holding the kid being apprehended, the kid puts his feet up on a chair and said, "Aww, it pays to be lazy!"
What has more brains than the Columbine students? The wall behind them, xD.
The gay kid tried to shoot up the school, but his shots would not go straight.
I was in a school shooting a few years ago, 3 people died.
I guess that’s what you get when you’re bad at hide and seek.
We sped up the cycle of life and death, we gave Eric and Dylan a shortcut.
I was walking by the gun shop earlier and saw everything was 40% off. I didn't know back to school sales were already starting.
Why don't parents get school shooting jokes? They're aimed at a younger audience.
Somebody called the cops for a school shooting, what a snitch!
What song do you think was playing at the school?
"Pumped Up Kicks"
Man 1: Hey, I heard you survived a school shooting. What was it like?
Man 2: People were screaming and running everywhere. I was only able to get a few of them.
