School shooting jokes
Q: Why are school shooting jokes funny?
A: Because they're intended for a young audience.
Man 1: Hey, I heard you survived a school shooting. What was it like?
Man 2: People were screaming and running everywhere. I was only able to get a few of them.
The students at Columbine needed books, but all they got were magazines.
Sandy Hook is my favorite holiday.
What do you call an autistic kid in a school shooting?
Target practice.
Why was the kid not able to cross the hallway?
Answer: The school shooter already shot him in the middle of the hallway.
I was gonna go to a shooting gallery, but I realized that schools aren't open on Sundays.
If a school shooter walks into a classroom and shoots an autistic kid, what does the kid say? "Why do I look like Swiss cheese?"
Why don't parents get school shooting jokes? They're aimed at a younger audience.
POV: The quiet kid starts playing "Pumped Up Kicks" in the parking lot before school.
:me😐
When the school shooter breaks into your classroom, so you try to say goodbye to your Roblox gf, but then the shooter's phone goes off.
What was going through the student's heads during a school shooting?
Bullets.
I say 1, 2, 3, all the kids bullied me, but now they're not so cool, cuz I shot up the school.
Are you a school? 'Cause I wanna shoot kids in you.
When the school shooter says, "Everybody get down!" and the autistic kid thinks it's Simon Says: 🙋♂️🙋♂️🙋♂️
Roses are red, I reload fast...
I'm gonna pull up to your school, bitch you better run fast!
I was at a funeral for some kids in a school shooting. I don’t understand why everyone was so sad, so I asked a lady, "what’s so sad?" and she said, "What do you think was running through these kid’s head before they died?" I replied, "probably a bullet." She gasped and said, "do you have any idea how insensitive that is? What do you think is running through their parent’s heads?" I said "probably all the money they're losing from this funeral."
Why are school shooting jokes so funny? Answer: The bullets hit your funny bone!
What song do you think was playing at the school?
"Pumped Up Kicks"
You know how on Snapchat "hmu" means hit me up? A school posted "smu." Nikolas Cruz responded.