School shooting jokes
Man 1: Hey, I heard you survived a school shooting. What was it like?
Man 2: People were screaming and running everywhere. I was only able to get a few of them.
Q: Why are school shooting jokes funny?
A: Because they're intended for a young audience.
Sandy Hook is my favorite holiday.
Sonic says... April 1st is the best day to do a school shooting. They will think it’s a joke! 😃
You know how on Snapchat "hmu" means hit me up? A school posted "smu." Nikolas Cruz responded.
I was gonna go to a shooting gallery, but I realized that schools aren't open on Sundays.
Why don't parents get school shooting jokes? They're aimed at a younger audience.
When the school shooter says, "Everybody get down!" and the autistic kid thinks it's Simon Says: 🙋♂️🙋♂️🙋♂️
I went to school and everyone was screaming and looking at me. They weren't after I shot them, though.
Bro, imagine shooting a school for autistic people.
When the school shooter breaks into your classroom, so you try to say goodbye to your Roblox gf, but then the shooter's phone goes off.
Did you hear about the bull who went on a shooting rampage?
I guess he was a little deranged.
Somebody called the cops for a school shooting, what a snitch!
I say 1, 2, 3, all the kids bullied me, but now they're not so cool, cuz I shot up the school.
I was at a funeral for some kids in a school shooting. I don’t understand why everyone was so sad, so I asked a lady, "what’s so sad?" and she said, "What do you think was running through these kid’s head before they died?" I replied, "probably a bullet." She gasped and said, "do you have any idea how insensitive that is? What do you think is running through their parent’s heads?" I said "probably all the money they're losing from this funeral."
If a school shooter walks into a classroom and shoots an autistic kid, what does the kid say? "Why do I look like Swiss cheese?"
When the school shooter finally leaves your classroom, but then the autistic kid next to you's sketchers light up.
What do you call an autistic kid in a school shooting?
Target practice.
I was walking by the gun shop earlier and saw everything was 40% off. I didn't know back to school sales were already starting.
Why are school shooting jokes so funny? Answer: The bullets hit your funny bone!