Newest Scare Jokes - Page 4 - Worst Jokes Ever

What are 8 people hiding in corner because their scared

An octo pus

When the people that see u Cry that doesn't mean they miss u That mean they scared of yo Onion breath🐑💨

Just letting u know if people cry when they see u that doesn't mean they miss u that mean they scared of yo onion breath

What goes oOoOo your breath that scared away the Animals from the Farm

why did the nerd get scared of the emo cause the nerd likes to leave the emo hanging

People were scared of the alligator because it ate every one, so they called for the water god Aquarius. He said " sea ya later alligator!" and he drowned.

I be ready to commit suicide. But when it comes to jumping out my window im scared ash

How do you stop constipation?

You scare the crap outta them.

(Crap is another word for poop)

Why is Stephen Hawking not scared of anyone ? His wheelchair always backs him up.

Six was scared of seven because 789 so why was 10 scared because he was caught between 9/11

My little brother is scared of ghosts so I won't let him watch Bayern today. Okay, I may be strict, but I won't let Tapindowski give my son a heart attack. His shocking ghosting performance today is a danger to my family and I'll ask UEFA to investigate the matter.

Little Johnny and his teacher were telling each other jokes and riddles, His teacher asked "Three birds where sitting on a wire, a hunter shot one. How many are left?" Little Johnny replied "None, because the sound would scare the other two away." His teacher said "No, but I like the way you think!" Little Johnny replied, "Alright, now I have one for you. What goes in dry and hard and comes out soft and hard?" His teacher was shocked and said "Little Johnny!" He replied "It's gum! But I like the way you think!"

one night a father heard his daugter saying good night good night mom god night dad good night mamah good by papa the next day her papa died he heard her saying them a month later good night mom god night dad good by mamah the next day her mamah died well her dad was scared for his life he knew he was next well his daugter said them again good night mom good by dad the next day the mail man droped dead on their porch.

what do you call a running chicken

scared

So, I remember growing my own peanuts really well, there's one that's larger than the others. I can't keep my eye off of it.

I'm scared that it moves at night.

I'm being serious. I literally can't keep my off it.

why is 8 scared from 7

ans- because 789 if u think it doesn't make sense then it this 7ate9

What do you call a scared cow?

A COW-ard

Most people are scared of clowns. That's why everyone runs away from you.

Yea man! Life is wonderful! But, when u realise all of the ones u loved we're fake. And when you die, does your online friends notice? How will they notice? Or will they ever notice. Is 13 age too young for dying? Am i just paranoid? I'm scared.