Why are elephants scared of computers?
Because of the mouse.
What if you put a scared homosexual guy and an angry homophobic guy inside a stable?
Hmm, let's see, if the homosexual guy has some good luck, maybe he will meet a super unicorn and help him out to defeat the angry homophobic guy :D
Why is 6 scared of 7 Because 7 8 9
I went into a dark basement with a flashlight, but then it died, but I was not scared. I was actually delighted.
A man and a boy are walking into a forest. It begins to get dark. The boy says "Mister, I'm scared." The man replies "How do you think I feel, I have to walk back alone."
If Stephen Hawking was in a horror movie, would he make his robot try and shout, "Aaaaaaaah! Help me, I can't move! I'm too scared!"?
Are guys scared of the word "Choppiness"?
Because it is literally saying "chop-penis."
A scarecrow got promoted because he was outstanding in his field.
I'm happy that I named my dog "I Know What You Did." It's funny to see how much people get scared when I call him.
Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 was a registered *sex* offender.
We all know the joke: Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But do you know why 9 is scared of 7?
Because you are supposed to eat 3 square meals a day (3 squared).
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Answer: Because 7 8 9.
So, a guy is walking with a young boy into the woods.
Boy: "Hey mister, it's getting dark out and I'm scared!"
Man: "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"
Chuck Norris has a bear rug in his living room. It's not dead or anything, it's just too scared to move.
A pedophile and a little boy are walking into the woods late at night.
The little boy says, "I'm scared."
The pedophile says, "You think you're scared? I have to walk back alone!"
Why don't blind people skydive?
Because it scares their dogs too much!
Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet.
He scares the shit out of it.
