Why aren't orphans scared of getting in trouble at school?
Because they can't call their parents.
What do you call it when a man is scared in Panera Bread?
Panera dread.
Why were the Twin Towers scared at dinner?
Because their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
Why was 6 afraid of 7 bc 789 Do you know why 10 was scared bc he was between 9 11
6.7 and 8 are both scared of 10. but 10 is also scared. why was 10 nscarted?
because it was stuck between 9 and 11
When the people that see you cry, that doesn't mean they miss you. That mean they scared of your onion breath! ππ¨
Just letting you know if people cry when they see you, that doesn't mean they miss you. That means they're scared of your onion breath.
What goes oOoOo on your breath that scared away the animals from the farm?
I be ready to commit suicide.
But when it comes to jumping out my window, I'm scared ash.
How do you stop constipation?
You scare the crap outta them.
(Crap is another word for poop.)
Why is Stephen Hawking not scared of anyone?
His wheelchair always backs him up.
My little brother is scared of ghosts so I won't let him watch Bayern today.
Okay, I may be strict, but I won't let Tapindowski give my son a heart attack. His shocking ghosting performance today is a danger to my family and I'll ask UEFA to investigate the matter.
Little Johnny and his teacher were telling each other jokes and riddles. His teacher asked, "Three birds were sitting on a wire, a hunter shot one. How many are left?" Little Johnny replied, "None, because the sound would scare the other two away." His teacher said, "No, but I like the way you think!"
Little Johnny replied, "Alright, now I have one for you. What goes in dry and hard and comes out soft and hard?" His teacher was shocked and said, "Little Johnny!" He replied, "It's gum! But I like the way you think!"