When the kid in the wheelchair scares you... you wheelie scared me.
Scare Jokes
Why aren't orphans scared of getting in trouble at school?
Because they can't call their parents.
What do you call it when a man is scared in Panera Bread?
Panera dread.
Why were the Twin Towers scared at dinner?
Because their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
Do you know why 10 was scared? Because he was between 9/11.
Therapy - Expensive - Years of hard work - Emotionally draining - Tough to find
Screaming in the woods - Free - Immediate relief - Scares hunters enough to leave, therefore saving innocent animals - Potential to make friends with people who are also screaming in the woods.
Why was 10 scared because it was in the middle of 9/11?
I have always been scared of stairs; they're always up to something.
6, 7, and 8 are all scared of 10, but 10 is also scared. Why was 10 scared?
Because it was stuck between 9 and 11.
How do you scare a lot of people in New York?
Open a mobile hotspot named "Delta Inflight Wifi."
What are 8 people hiding in a corner because they're scared?
An octopus.
When the people that see you cry, that doesn't mean they miss you. That mean they scared of your onion breath! ππ¨
Just letting you know if people cry when they see you, that doesn't mean they miss you. That means they're scared of your onion breath.
What goes oOoOo on your breath that scared away the animals from the farm?
Why did the nerd get scared of the emo? Because the nerd likes to leave the emo hanging.
People were scared of the alligator because it ate everyone, so they called for the water god Aquarius.
He said "Sea ya later, alligator!" and he drowned.
I be ready to commit suicide.
But when it comes to jumping out my window, I'm scared ash.
How do you stop constipation?
You scare the crap outta them.
(Crap is another word for poop.)
Why is Stephen Hawking not scared of anyone?
His wheelchair always backs him up.
Six was scared of seven because 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because he was caught between 9/11.
