Why aren't orphans scared of getting in trouble at school?
Because they can't call their parents.
What do you call it when a man is scared in Panera Bread?
Panera dread.
Why were the Twin Towers scared at dinner?
Because their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
When the people that see you cry, that doesn't mean they miss you. That mean they scared of your onion breath! ππ¨
Just letting you know if people cry when they see you, that doesn't mean they miss you. That means they're scared of your onion breath.
What goes oOoOo on your breath that scared away the animals from the farm?
I be ready to commit suicide.
But when it comes to jumping out my window, I'm scared ash.
How do you stop constipation?
You scare the crap outta them.
(Crap is another word for poop.)
Why is Stephen Hawking not scared of anyone?
His wheelchair always backs him up.
My little brother is scared of ghosts so I won't let him watch Bayern today.
Okay, I may be strict, but I won't let Tapindowski give my son a heart attack. His shocking ghosting performance today is a danger to my family and I'll ask UEFA to investigate the matter.